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Blood-Sucking Bond: My Superpowered Journey of Protecting Beauties  Ed

Blood-Sucking Bond: My Superpowered Journey of Protecting Beauties Ed

Lin Fan, an ordinary homebody, experiences a strange twist of fate on what seems like a typical evening. On his way home from school, he first gets ambushed by school bullies. After barely escaping, he encounters a severely injured, stunningly beautiful girl in a dark alley. The girl has dreamlike pink gradient hair with strands of silver highlights, emanating a unique charm under the dim yellow streetlights. Upon closer inspection, her deep red heart-shaped eyes and the glimpse of small fangs between her slightly parted lips instantly make Lin Fan realize - she's a vampire! The girl's name is Ji Yemei, a member of vampire royalty, who finds herself desperately weak and in need of blood to survive. Just like that, Lin Fan becomes her blood servant in a daze. From that moment on, his life turns completely upside down. Ji Yemei possesses not only otherworldly beauty but also exudes fatal attraction in her every move. Sometimes she wears a white sailor uniform with deliberately unfastened buttons, revealing glimpses of her fair collarbone; other times she dons a pleated miniskirt paired with thigh-high stockings, embodying both youth and sensuality. But Lin Fan's troubles don't end there. School bullies' provocations and gang entanglements follow one after another. However, as a vampire's servant, he has gained superhuman strength. Through various crises, he must protect not only himself but also the girls around him. Xu Ling, Yang Yunying, and the mysterious Murong Qian - each has their own unique charm and has inadvertently entered Lin Fan's life. Caught between sweet yet thrilling romantic adventures and life-threatening dangers, how will Lin Fan navigate this world of fantasy and passion? And what lies ahead for his relationship with his vampire girlfriend Ji Yemei? Come join this story where action meets romance, and witness Lin Fan's extraordinary journey of growth!
Fantasy
33 Chs
My Energy Sucking System: Trap In The Future

My Energy Sucking System: Trap In The Future

_______MATURE CONTENT WARNING_____ Nuri was once in a normal world, living a normal life with her boyfriend. But everything changed when she jumped into the sea under the influence of seeing her bastard boyfriend and his trash lover guilty and regretting their involvement. But she did not regret killing herself. She thought she was right but... Year 3023, The world had a full evaluation in the past thousand years. Human society changed drastically and became something else. Now, ruled by the crossbred, pure humans were close to none. The world population was filled with 99.9 percent of crossbred and alien species. Nuri first opened her eyes to this world, only to find that she was someone called Pure Human, maybe the first research subject. On the way to escape, she thirst for the crossbreed and drank its blood. Was she a human who jumped into the sea and died? After realising that drank the blood, it became hard to know what she was and why she traveled to the future. And the only one who has answers to all her questions was her system, the one she gained five hundred years ago when she appeared in this world. _________________________________________________ " What's going on with my body? Why can't I resist myself when seeing a person and thirst for his blood and body? " [ Congratulations! You have finally gained consciousness] " Who are you? ". [ Me? I am your system, I am the one who will help you to survive in this alien world. You can call me the LIfe Sucking system ] " What does that mean? I am fucking in the future, and you are telling me I have a system and I can't survive without it? Fine, bring it on. What should I do to survive? ". [ All you have to do is suck the life energy out of people. You can do it by being intimate, sucking their blood or you can go to any length. As long as you maintain physical intimacy with them, you can survive and can become the top in the food chain ] " You are outright telling me to have sex with someone, are you in your right mind? I am a pure human, the enemy of this world's people. Do you think they will become happy when a pure human starts to become intimate with them? Make some sense at least ". [Oh! Did I not mention this? Since you are a pure Human breed and my host, you have a special skill, you are actually a Seductress. You just need to look into their eyes, and they will be yours. Then you kill them or have physical intimacy, that's on you ] 100 collections : 1 bonus chapter ( Attention: The cover page does not belong to me. The right goes to the respectful owner )
Fantasy
21 Chs
Soul-Sucking Excalibur: A Giantess Fantasy Novel

Soul-Sucking Excalibur: A Giantess Fantasy Novel

Please note that this is a giantess fantasy story with adult themes that includes mature sexual content. Read at your own risk. In the fantasy world of Mistolf, five giant races dominate the land, each ruled by their respective God. Demons control the Dark Continent, Elves inhabit the Green Continent, Beastfolk reign over the Red Continent, Merfolk reside in the underwater Deep Continent, and Valkyries soar above the floating Sky Continent. Humans, much smaller and weaker than their counterparts, survive in small scattered settlements and often become slaves or pets. Michael Roland, a young human from an enclave hidden in a dead oak tree on the Dark Continent, endures slavery under a Demon noble when she discovers their refuge. Desperate for liberation and angry at the unfairness of the world, he prays for salvation until Poly, a girl claiming to be a God, appears in his dream and offers him a pact. She grants him an amazing and grand holy sword, the Soul-Sucking Excalibur, and claims it can subdue even Gods. When Michael awakens to find Poly sleeping beside him in person, he realizes it wasn't just a dream. She instructs him on summoning Excalibur. However, he is disheartened when the sword seems weak and flimsy compared to the legendary sword he saw in his dream. Unknown to Michael at the time, the Soul-Sucking Excalibur has a rather unexpected quirk, one that will make Michael wish he never forged a pact with such a dubious seeming God. Nonetheless, this commences Michael's quest to defeating stronger foes and growing the power of his holy sword, eventually facing off against the five colossal Gods who rule over the five regions.
Fantasy
10 Chs
Every girl fart story: Is it normal for girls to fart?
Of course it's normal. Our bodies, whether male or female, are constantly digesting food. This process involves the breakdown of various substances, which can lead to the formation of gas. Girls have a digestive tract that functions in a similar way to that of boys. Farting is simply the body's natural way of expelling this gas. It's a common and healthy part of the body's normal operation. So don't be embarrassed or think it's strange when a girl farts.
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2024-12-02 05:49
What is 'fart fiction'?
Well, 'fart fiction' might be some sort of creative and rather odd concept. It could be a form of humorous storytelling where farts play a central role, like characters having special powers related to farts or farts causing strange events in the fictional world. Maybe it's a new and experimental type of short - story or even a performance art concept in a fictional sense.
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2024-12-11 17:57
Real girl fart stories: Are there any heartwarming real girl fart stories?
A little girl was really shy about farting. But one day, she was with her best friend. She finally let out a little fart and her friend just laughed and said it was okay. It made the girl feel accepted and they became even closer friends from that moment on.
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2024-10-26 21:43
First Date Fart Stories: How to Deal with a Fart Incident on a First Date?
In case it smells really bad, you could excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Spray some perfume or something when you come back. Then, when you return, change the topic to something more interesting to distract from the incident.
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2024-11-15 17:15
The Principle of the Gold-Sucking Boat
The working principle of the gold-sucking boat was to use a high-pressure water pump to generate pressure water, and then use a high-pressure water gun to impact the sand. The wetting and disintegration flow would form a sand layer that had been deposited for many years. Then, the suction force of the sand suction pump would be used to attract the underwater river sand and discharge it into the buffer tank. The gold-sucking ship consisted of a floating body, a sand pump, a high-pressure water pump, a portal frame, and an electric rocking arm.
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2024-12-25 06:43
Corpse Qi Sucking Coffin
Corpse Qi Sucking Coffin was a chapter in Seven's web novel, Walking Yin and Yang. In the story, the protagonist became a cultivator of Yin and Yang for revenge. His family received five big red coffins and wrote their names on the coffins with blood. In this chapter, his grandfather suddenly exclaimed, saying," Corpse Qi sucking the coffin, a sign of great danger." He took out an eternal lamp and incense burner and placed them beside the coffin. The details of this chapter can be read in Chapter 2 of Walking Yin and Yang.
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2024-12-23 08:26
Real girl fart stories: What are some funny real girl fart stories?
There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.
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2024-10-26 11:31
Every girl fart story: How can girls deal with embarrassing fart situations?
One way is to just laugh it off. If it happens in a more relaxed social setting, a little self - deprecating humor can make the situation less awkward. For example, making a joke like 'Oops, my stomach is having its own little concert.' Another option is to quickly excuse oneself to the restroom or a more private area if possible.
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2024-12-02 21:43
Fart on First Date Stories: What are some embarrassing fart on first date stories?
One time, my friend was on a first date at a really nice restaurant. They had eaten some beans earlier without realizing. Mid - conversation, a small but audible fart slipped out. They were mortified, but their date just laughed it off and said it was no big deal. It was so embarrassing for my friend at first, but in the end, it actually made the date more relaxed.
2 answers
2024-12-06 03:13
How to create a fart comic?
You can start by thinking up funny situations or characters related to farting. Then, sketch out simple storylines and add humorous expressions.
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2024-10-08 13:43
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