One funny joke could be: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Here's a good one: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! This joke is simple yet can bring a chuckle and is suitable for a clean comic.
Well, there's one like this: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! That's a clean and funny one for kids.
Well, there's one like this: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! It's simple but can bring a chuckle.
You could look for comics like 'The Adventures of Tintin'. It's full of fun and excitement, and it's made sure to be clean and appropriate for children. The stories are engaging and the art is wonderful.
Here's one: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! It's a simple but funny and clean comic joke. There are many like this where you play with numbers or shapes.
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
One funny clean cartoon joke is: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
Here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Well, there's 'Peanuts' - it's full of simple and hilarious moments with Charlie Brown and his gang. And classic Looney Tunes cartoons often have clean and funny jokes too.
Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.