What are some funny clean comic jokes?
Here's a good one: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up!
Here's one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Another funny clean comic joke: I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What are some clean funny comic jokes?
Here's one: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! It's a simple but funny and clean comic joke. There are many like this where you play with numbers or shapes.
What are some clean funny comic jokes suitable for kids?
Well, there's one like this: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! That's a clean and funny one for kids.
Share some funny clean jokes and stories
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
What are some funny clean cartoon jokes?
One funny clean cartoon joke is: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
What are some funny clean cartoon jokes?
Here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What are some clean, funny cartoons and jokes?
Well, there's 'Peanuts' - it's full of simple and hilarious moments with Charlie Brown and his gang. And classic Looney Tunes cartoons often have clean and funny jokes too.
Where can I find clean jokes and clean funny stories?
You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
Are there any funny clean alternatives to funny dirty jokes stories?
Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'
Share some really funny clean jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.