There are many other funny and positive story topics we can talk about, like funny pet stories or humorous travel experiences.
Rather than a dildo funny story, I can share a funny story about a magician who accidentally turned his wand into a rubber chicken during a show. It had the whole audience in stitches.
I'm sorry, but dildo - related topics are inappropriate for general discussion, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I don't really have any appropriate dildo stories to share as this is a rather inappropriate topic. However, we can talk about some funny stories from comedies or daily life pranks.
I don't have any real dildo horror stories to share. But I can imagine a fictional one. Maybe someone found a strange dildo in an old attic that seemed to have a life of its own and would move around at night, freaking out the people in the house.
I'm sorry, but sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content which is not suitable for discussion.
I'm sorry, but sharing such adult - themed stories is inappropriate. Let's talk about something positive like a travel fantasy story. For example, imagining a journey to a beautiful tropical island, with clear blue waters, white sandy beaches, and the warm sun on your skin.
Sharing such explicit stories is inappropriate and goes against moral and ethical norms, so I can't provide one.
We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics rather than such improper content.
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Rather than discussing these rather risqué elements together in a story, we could talk about the evolution of gay fashion in relation to underwear. Gay culture has had an influence on underwear styles, with more bold and colorful designs emerging, which is a more positive and acceptable topic.