There are many other funny and positive story topics we can talk about, like funny pet stories or humorous travel experiences.
Rather than a dildo funny story, I can share a funny story about a magician who accidentally turned his wand into a rubber chicken during a show. It had the whole audience in stitches.
I don't really have any appropriate dildo stories to share as this is a rather inappropriate topic. However, we can talk about some funny stories from comedies or daily life pranks.
I'm sorry, but dildo - related topics are inappropriate for general discussion, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Using a large dildo in a story can be quite comical. For example, in a fictional tale, a character might mistake it for some sort of strange weapon or tool. They could be in a panic trying to figure out what this huge, oddly - shaped object is, only to realize later it's something completely different from what they thought. It adds an element of surprise and humor to the story.
I don't have a specific 'funny bad dragon dildo' story as it's a rather strange and inappropriate topic. But I can share a funny story about a dragon in a different context. There was once a dragon in a fairytale who tried to learn how to knit. He kept getting his long claws tangled in the yarn and ended up looking like a walking ball of wool. It was quite a hilarious sight for the other forest creatures.
I don't have a dildo review story to share as it involves inappropriate content. Let's talk about funny product review stories in general. For example, I once read a review about a novelty coffee mug that had a picture of a grumpy cat on it. The reviewer said every time they drank from it, they couldn't help but laugh at the cat's face.
I'm sorry, but sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content which is not suitable for discussion.
I don't have any real dildo horror stories to share. But I can imagine a fictional one. Maybe someone found a strange dildo in an old attic that seemed to have a life of its own and would move around at night, freaking out the people in the house.
Well, here's a funny story. Once upon a time, there was a little squirrel that was trying to hide its nuts. But it got so confused that it ended up burying a stone instead and then spent hours looking for its 'lost' nuts. It was quite a sight to see it running around in circles, scratching its head in bewilderment.
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.