I'm sorry, but the idea of a 'bad dragon dildo' story involves inappropriate content. However, here's a funny dragon - related story. A young wizard once accidentally turned a dragon's roar into the sound of a squeaky mouse. So whenever the dragon tried to intimidate, all that came out was this tiny, comical squeak. The dragon was so frustrated but it made everyone else laugh.
I don't have a specific 'funny bad dragon dildo' story as it's a rather strange and inappropriate topic. But I can share a funny story about a dragon in a different context. There was once a dragon in a fairytale who tried to learn how to knit. He kept getting his long claws tangled in the yarn and ended up looking like a walking ball of wool. It was quite a hilarious sight for the other forest creatures.
There was a dragon called Puff who was not very good at flying. He would often crash - land in the most unexpected places. One time, he was trying to show off his flying skills to a group of birds. He flapped his wings really hard and took off, but then lost control and landed right in the middle of a pond. The fish were so startled that they all jumped out of the water, and the birds just laughed and laughed at poor Puff sitting in the water looking all soggy.
Your description involves inappropriate and vulgar content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
Using a large dildo in a story can be quite comical. For example, in a fictional tale, a character might mistake it for some sort of strange weapon or tool. They could be in a panic trying to figure out what this huge, oddly - shaped object is, only to realize later it's something completely different from what they thought. It adds an element of surprise and humor to the story.
Once there was a so - called 'bad dom' who tried to be strict with his dog. He said no treats until the dog learned a new trick. But the dog just stared at him and then stole the treat from the table when he wasn't looking. It was funny because the 'bad dom' thought he had control but the dog outsmarted him.
Rather than a dildo funny story, I can share a funny story about a magician who accidentally turned his wand into a rubber chicken during a show. It had the whole audience in stitches.
There are many other funny and positive story topics we can talk about, like funny pet stories or humorous travel experiences.
We should focus on positive, family - friendly and educational topics rather than such inappropriate content.
There was a dragon who lived in a cave near a village. This dragon was very clumsy. One time, it heard about a great treasure hidden in a castle. So it flew towards the castle. But as it was landing on the castle roof, it slipped and crashed into a chimney. When it finally got inside, it found that the so - called treasure was just a shiny mirror. The dragon was so confused looking at its own reflection that it thought there was another dragon trying to steal the treasure from it. It was a really funny sight!
Once upon a time, there was a big bad dragon. It lived in a dark cave deep in the mountains. This dragon had huge wings and sharp claws. It loved to fly around the countryside, scaring the villagers. One day, a brave knight decided to face the dragon. He rode his horse up the mountain and challenged the dragon. In the end, the knight used his magic sword to defeat the dragon and peace returned to the land.
Well, here's a funny story. Once upon a time, there was a little squirrel that was trying to hide its nuts. But it got so confused that it ended up burying a stone instead and then spent hours looking for its 'lost' nuts. It was quite a sight to see it running around in circles, scratching its head in bewilderment.