There was this time when I was on a date. I ordered a big meal thinking I could handle it. But halfway through, I started feeling really sick. I tried to hold it in but ended up running to the bathroom in a hurry. When I came back, my date was gone. FML indeed.
Sure. One funny FML story is that I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my favorite TV show character instead. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
Well, here's a story. I was at a party and thought it would be a great idea to show off my 'dancing skills'. I started doing this really wild and crazy dance. But then I accidentally tripped over a small table and landed right in the middle of the dance floor. Everyone was looking at me, it was so embarrassing.
Here's one. I once went to a job interview. I was so nervous that when they asked me my name, I completely blanked and said the name of my dog instead. I was so embarrassed but then the interviewers just burst out laughing and it kind of broke the ice. In the end, I didn't get the job but it's still a funny memory.
I entered a baking competition. I spent hours making this elaborate cake. When it was time to present it, I accidentally dropped it on the floor. All my hard work was ruined. I was on the verge of crying. But later, my friends made jokes about it and it became a funny story. It was a mix of sad and funny, that's for sure.
I went to a new restaurant. I ordered a steak. When it came, it looked amazing. But as I cut into it, the knife slipped and the steak flew across the table and landed in a lady's purse. I was so embarrassed.
Once, my friend thought she was being super stylish with her new high - heeled boots. She strutted into a coffee shop, but as soon as she got to the counter, she tripped over a small step and spilled her coffee all over the barista. It was so embarrassing for her, but we still laugh about it now.
Well, here's one. I once went on a blind date. I was so nervous that I accidentally spilled my drink all over myself right when we met. But instead of being embarrassed, we both just burst out laughing and it actually made the whole date really relaxed and fun.
Well, here's a funny story. I went to a new coffee shop. I ordered a latte and when the barista handed it to me, he accidentally spilled some on his own shirt and then started doing a little dance like it was part of the show. It made my day.
A girl was going on a first date. She dressed up really nice and put on her favorite perfume. But when she got to the date location, she realized she had forgotten her wallet. So she couldn't even pay for her own coffee if needed. And she felt so awkward the whole time, trying to figure out how to handle the situation without looking too bad.
There was this time at school when I accidentally spilled my lunch all over my desk. And it was the one day I had my favorite meal. Not only did I lose my lunch, but I also had to clean up the mess while everyone was staring at me. It was a total fml moment.
A man was so excited to take his new boat out for the first time. He invited all his friends. But as he was driving the boat towards the lake, he forgot to check the depth and ran the boat right into a sandbar. The boat got stuck and they had to call for help. His friends teased him about it for months.
Sure. One day, I decided to be all fancy and wear high - heels to work. I was walking down the street and stepped into a pothole. My heel broke and I went flying forward, right in front of a bunch of people waiting for the bus. They all gasped and then started laughing as I picked myself up with a broken shoe.