What are some of the most memorable usmc funny stories?
A memorable one is when a new recruit tried to salute an officer but his hat flew off in the process. It was windy and he had not secured it properly. Everyone had a good laugh.
In the USMC barracks, there was a story of a Marine who was sleepwalking. He ended up standing at attention in the middle of the room and started giving commands as if he was on drill. His roommates were both confused and amused.
There was an incident during a training exercise where a Marine got his gear all tangled up. His rifle strap was caught on his backpack, and his canteen was hanging off his belt at a weird angle. As he tried to untangle himself while still trying to keep up with the group, it was like a comical dance. The whole squad couldn't help but laugh, and even the instructor had a chuckle once he made sure the Marine was okay.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
Share some funny USMC boot camp stories.
One funny story is about a recruit who was so nervous during drill that he started marching in the wrong direction while the drill instructor was yelling commands. Everyone else was trying hard not to laugh out loud. Another time, a recruit accidentally put his helmet on backwards during a field exercise and didn't realize it until his buddies pointed it out, looking like a comical alien.
Can you share some usmc funny stories?
Sure. One funny USMC story is about a drill instructor with a really thick accent. The recruits had a hard time understanding his commands at first, which led to some hilarious mix - ups during drills.
What are the most famous USMC ghost stories?
The story of the haunted barracks is quite famous. Marines would often report cold spots and the feeling of being watched in that old building.
What are some of the most memorable gangsterbb funny stories?
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
What are some of the most memorable funny eviction stories?
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.
What are some of the most memorable funny evangelism stories?
I heard of an evangelist who visited a school. He was showing a picture of Jesus to the kids. One kid asked if Jesus could play basketball. The evangelist said yes. And the kid then said he wanted to play with Jesus because he thought Jesus would be really good at dunking. It was a really cute and funny moment that opened up a great discussion about Jesus' superhuman abilities in a kid - friendly way.
What are some of the most memorable funny wingman stories?
I remember this time when my pal liked a girl in our class. I became the wingman. I noticed she always sat in the same spot in the library. So I convinced my friend to also study there. One day, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee near her table. My friend helped clean it up and they started talking. It led to a great friendship and later something more. This story is funny because it was all about being in the right place at the right time and using a little clumsiness to our advantage.
What are some of the most memorable funny elf stories?
One memorable story is about an elf who tried to dye his hair a different color. He used the wrong potion and ended up with bright purple hair that glowed in the dark. His family was shocked at first but then they all had a good laugh about it. It took weeks for the color to fade away.
What are some of the most memorable funny obedience stories?
I know a story about a rabbit. The owner trained it to come when called by name. Once, the rabbit was in the middle of munching on some carrots in the garden. When the owner called its name, it hopped all the way back to the owner, leaving behind half - eaten carrots. It was really funny to see it so eager to be obedient.