I once babysat a toddler who was so engrossed in watching his favorite cartoon that he didn't realize he had to pee until the very last minute. He started doing a little pee - pee dance right in front of the TV. Then he just dropped his pants and peed on the floor while still staring at the screen. It was hilarious.
My friend has a toddler who loves to play outside. One day, he was playing in the yard and all of a sudden, he stopped, looked down at his shoes and said 'Uh - oh, pee - pee'. He had peed right into his little boots while he was having so much fun. His confused expression was really funny.
One funny toddler pee story is when my little nephew was learning to use the potty. He was so excited about it that he would run to the potty every few minutes, even when he didn't really need to go. One time, he sat on it fully clothed and announced he was peeing. We all had a good laugh.
Well, there was this toddler at a family gathering. He was running around having a great time. All of a sudden, he saw a little puddle on the ground and thought it was a fun place to jump. As he jumped, he accidentally peed himself from the shock of the cold water on his feet. It was quite a sight.
My sister had a pregnancy pee incident. She was driving and all of a sudden, she felt that she really had to go. There was no rest stop in sight. So, she pulled over on a quiet side road. She tried to squat down in a very ungraceful way to pee. Just as she started, a car drove by slowly and she had to quickly try to hide. It was quite a comical sight, she said.
Once, my little brother was so engrossed in a video game that he refused to pause to go to the bathroom. He kept wiggling around on the couch, holding his pee. In the end, he ran to the bathroom just in time but almost had an accident right at the door. It was really funny to watch his struggle between the game and his bladder.
Once, my little brother was so excited while watching a cartoon that he didn't notice he needed to pee. Suddenly, he started doing a little pee dance right there. When he finally ran to the bathroom, he tripped over his own feet and ended up sliding across the floor in a comical way, but luckily made it to the toilet just in time.
Yes. There was a guy at a music festival. The port - a - potties were all full and had long lines. So, he found a big bush. While he was peeing, a little squirrel ran out from under the bush, scaring him half to death. It was quite a comical situation.
Funny bedtime stories can boost a toddler's vocabulary. As they listen to new words in the context of an interesting story, they are more likely to remember them. For example, in 'The Gruffalo', there are many descriptive words like 'terrible tusks' and 'knobbly knees'.
One funny toddler bedtime story is 'The Little Red Hen'. The hen finds wheat and asks her friends for help to plant, harvest and bake bread, but they all refuse. In the end, she enjoys the bread by herself while her friends watch. It's funny and can teach toddlers about the value of hard work.
One time I was on a long road trip. We were in the middle of nowhere and I really had to pee. There was no rest stop in sight. I was squirming in my seat. Finally, we saw a small gas station. I ran in so fast. It was a hilarious moment of desperation.
A boy and a girl were playing in the park. The boy suddenly announced he had to pee really badly. He ran towards a tree but slipped and fell in a puddle. The girl couldn't stop laughing. When it was time for the girl to poop, she was so worried about finding a clean toilet that she made the boy search all over the park with her. In the end, they found a public restroom.
I went camping once. In the middle of the night, I had to pee. When I went to the bushes, I heard strange noises. I was so scared I almost couldn't pee. I later found out it was just a small animal, but it was terrifying at that moment. There I was, in the dark, trying not to wet myself while being spooked.