Tell me some new roommate stories that are not erotic.
Well, my new roommate once surprised me with a home - cooked meal. She had just learned a new recipe and wanted to share it. It was a delicious pasta dish with a unique sauce she created herself. It was such a warm gesture that made me feel really welcome in our new shared place.
One time, my new roommate found a lost kitten near our apartment. We both decided to take it in for a while until we could find its owner. We made posters, took care of the kitten together, and it was really fun. Even though the kitten eventually went back to its owner, it brought us closer as roommates.
Tell some new roommate stories that are not erotic.
Once I had a new roommate who was a really early riser. Every morning, she would make this amazing coffee aroma fill the whole apartment. It was like a natural alarm clock for me. And she loved to cook, so we often had delicious home - cooked meals together. She also had a passion for painting, and she would set up her easel in the living room and create beautiful artworks, which added a very artistic touch to our living space.
Tell me a roommate erotic story.
Sharing erotic stories is inappropriate and goes against ethical and moral standards, so I can't provide such content.
Tell me some funny roommate stories.
Once, my roommate tried to cook for the first time. She was making pancakes but got so confused between salt and sugar. The pancakes came out tasting like a very strange, salty mess. We still laugh about it today.
Tell me some roommate gay stories.
There was a pair of gay roommates who decided to host a small LGBTQ+ friendly party in their apartment. They worked together to decorate the place with rainbow flags and made some really delicious snacks. During the party, they shared their coming - out stories with their guests, which inspired others to be more open about their identities. It was a really positive and inclusive event that brought the community closer.
Tell me some horror roommate stories.
One horror roommate story is about a girl whose roommate would steal her things. The girl would find her clothes missing or her makeup used up. And the roommate always denied it. It was really creepy as she could never trust her roommate and always had to be on guard.
Tell me some random roommate horror stories.
One horror story is that my roommate never cleaned up after himself. The kitchen was always a mess with dirty dishes everywhere, and the living room was filled with his clutter. It smelled bad and attracted bugs. I had to constantly remind him, but he just didn't care.
Tell me some scary college roommate stories.
One of my friends had a roommate who would stay up all night talking to herself. It was really creepy. She would mumble things that didn't make sense and sometimes even laugh out loud in the middle of the night. My friend was so scared that she ended up moving out after a few weeks.
Tell me some worst roommate horror stories.
I knew someone whose roommate was extremely noisy at night. They would play loud music or have friends over late, not caring that others were trying to sleep. The person tried to talk to the roommate about it, but the roommate was very rude and said they could do whatever they wanted in their own place. This made the living situation unbearable for the other roommate.
Tell me some NYC roommate horror stories.
Well, I knew a person in NYC whose roommate was extremely noisy at night. The roommate would play loud music or have friends over late. It was impossible to get a good night's sleep. And also, this roommate would leave the bathroom in a filthy state after using it, which was really disgusting.
Can you share some roommate friendly stories instead of 'roommate erotic stories'?
My roommate and I once planned a surprise party for another friend in our apartment. We decorated the whole place in secret while the friend was out. We blew up balloons, made a big banner, and prepared all kinds of snacks. When our friend came back, the look on their face was priceless. It was a great experience that brought my roommate and me closer together.