Can you recall any hilarious Xcom funny stories?
A Xcom sniper once had a really strange encounter. He was perched on a rooftop waiting for an alien target. When the alien finally showed up, it was wearing what looked like a really goofy hat. The sniper was so distracted by the hat that he missed his first shot. His teammates on the comms were laughing so hard when he told them what happened. After he composed himself, he took the shot and successfully eliminated the alien. This incident became a running joke among the team for a long time.
Sure. There was a situation where an Xcom engineer was trying to repair a piece of equipment during a battle. But in his haste, he accidentally activated a self - destruct sequence on a nearby vehicle. The panicked look on his face as he tried to figure out how to stop it was really funny. Luckily, another teammate with better tech skills managed to override it just in time.
Can you recall any hilarious Walmart customer stories?
There was a woman who brought her pet parrot to Walmart. The parrot was squawking all kinds of things like 'hello' and 'pretty colors'. Everyone was amused and gathered around to see the parrot. It was quite a scene.
Can you recall some of the most hilarious funny Secret Santa stories?
Sure. One of the funniest was when a Secret Santa gave a person a singing fish plaque. You know, the kind that moves its mouth and sings when you press a button. The recipient was completely bewildered but couldn't stop laughing. Another was a Secret Santa who gave a box of mismatched socks, each with a different crazy pattern like unicorns and tacos. And once, someone got a set of inflatable sumo wrestler suits as a Secret Santa gift. They ended up having a sumo wrestling match right in the living room.
Can you recall any really hilarious hotel customer service stories?
A business traveler checked into a hotel and realized he had forgotten his tie. He called the front desk and asked if they could provide one. The front desk clerk rummaged through lost and found and found a very flamboyant, bright - colored tie. The guest was a bit hesitant at first but when he put it on, he couldn't help but laugh. He later said it was the most unique 'hotel - provided' item he had ever received and it actually made his day.
Can you recall any hilarious Grateful Dead stories from their tours?
Sure. Once during a tour, a dog somehow made its way onto the stage during a Grateful Dead performance. The band members just laughed and continued playing while the dog ran around for a bit before being gently escorted off. It was really unexpected and added a touch of hilarity to the show.
Can you recall any funny Veterans Day stories?
Sure. A veteran once shared that during a Veterans Day celebration at his post, they had a cooking competition. One team made a 'cake' that was supposed to be in the shape of a tank. But it ended up looking more like a lumpy blob. They all had a great laugh about it and still joke about it every Veterans Day.
Can you recall any true funny doctor stories?
Sure. A doctor had a patient who was a bit of a hypochondriac. Every week, he would come in with a new 'ailment'. One time, he said he thought he had a third arm growing. The doctor examined him thoroughly and then said, 'Well, if you do have a third arm growing, it's the most invisible arm I've ever seen!' which made the patient laugh and realize he might be overreacting.
Can you recall any really funny Ravnica stories?
Sure. There was this Dimir agent who was trying to be sneaky. He hid in a barrel but didn't realize it was full of fish. When the owner of the barrel opened it, the stench and the squirming fish along with the startled agent made for a really funny scene.
Can you recall any funny appropriate embarrassing stories?
I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.
Can you recall any extremely funny DBD stories?
I remember this one time in DBD when the survivors decided to all group up and pretend to be doing a generator right in front of the killer. The killer was so confused that he just stood there for a while. Then one of the survivors did a little dance, and the killer still didn't do anything. Eventually, the survivors scattered and the killer finally snapped out of it and started chasing, but by then it was too late as most of us had already escaped. This whole encounter was just really silly and funny.
Can you recall any funny bike riding stories?
Sure. I remember when I first learned to ride a bike. I was so wobbly and I rode straight into a fence. The fence didn't break but I got tangled up in it and my bike was on top of me. It was quite a sight and my family couldn't stop laughing.