Can you tell me some hilarious new years eve funny stories?
On a New Year's Eve, a group of us were outside waiting for the fireworks. One of my friends thought it would be funny to do a 'human firework' impression. So he started jumping around and making explosion noises. Then a real firework went off right above him and he got so startled that he fell into a bush. It was really funny to see him scramble out all flustered.
Yes. I remember one New Year's Eve at a friend's place. They had a piñata for the kids. But when one of the adults tried to break it open, he swung so hard that he missed the piñata completely and hit a lamp instead. The lamp fell over and everyone just froze for a second and then burst out laughing.
A New Year's Eve story I heard was about a couple. They were at a big party and decided to take a selfie at midnight. But as they were getting ready, the woman's hair got caught in the man's zipper. They spent the first few minutes of the new year trying to untangle it while everyone around them was laughing and taking pictures of their comical situation.
Tell me some funny Adam and Eve stories.
Well, there's a story where Adam and Eve were playing a game of hide - and - seek in the Garden of Eden. Adam hid behind a really thin tree trunk, thinking he was completely hidden. But his big feet were sticking out. Eve saw him right away and they both burst into laughter. And also, once Adam tried to teach Eve how to whistle like the birds. He made the funniest faces while trying to demonstrate, and Eve found it so amusing.
Tell me some funny Eve Online stories.
One funny Eve Online story is about a new player who accidentally launched their ship into a sun while trying to dock at a station. They panicked and started spamming all the controls, but it was too late. Their ship went up in flames, and they were left with nothing but a good laugh at their own expense.
Tell me some Times Square New Years Eve horror stories.
One horror story could be the extreme overcrowding. People are packed like sardines. There was a time when a family got separated in the chaos. The parents were frantic looking for their young child among the sea of strangers. It was a nightmare situation as they feared the worst might have happened to their little one.
Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.
Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?
A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.
Can you tell me some really hilarious funny dog poop stories?
My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.
Tell me a hilarious New Years resolution story you know.
One person made a New Years resolution to wear a different wacky hat every day. One day it was a giant sombrero, the next day a bright pink top hat with a large flower. People on the street would stare and sometimes laugh. His family and friends always looked forward to seeing what crazy hat he would show up in next. It added a lot of humor to his daily life and those around him.
Tell me a hilarious funny story.
A man went to a new barber. The barber was very chatty. He asked the man, 'What do you do for a living?' The man replied that he was a magician. The barber said, 'Oh, that's really cool. So can you make people disappear?' The man said, 'Yes, I can.' The barber then said, 'Well, you can start with my wife!' It was a really funny moment.
Can you tell me some really funny New Year's Eve stories that happened to you or your friends?
I remember one New Year's Eve when my friend tried to set off fireworks but was so scared that he ran away as soon as he lit the fuse. The firework ended up shooting in a completely different direction than expected and scared a group of birds. We all couldn't stop laughing at his panicked face.
Do you have any new years eve funny stories to share?
Sure! One New Year's Eve, my friend decided to try and make a grand entrance at the party. He had these huge party poppers. But when he pulled the string, instead of confetti, a bunch of feathers flew out all over him. He looked like a crazy chicken!