Can you tell me some really hilarious funny dog poop stories?
My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.
There was a dog at the park that pooped right next to a statue of a famous general. It was as if the dog was making a statement. Everyone around started chuckling, and the dog's owner was so embarrassed but also found it a bit comical in the end. The juxtaposition of the dignified statue and the dog poop was just too much.
Tell me a funny Roomba dog poop story.
Once, my Roomba was cleaning as usual. My dog had just made a little poop mess in the corner. Before I could clean it up, the Roomba rolled right over it. It started spreading the poop all over the floor instead of cleaning it. It was a hilarious and gross mess. I had to quickly stop the Roomba and clean everything up by hand.
Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.
Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?
A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.
Tell me a funny dog poop robotic vacuum story.
Once, my robotic vacuum was cleaning the floor when my dog had just done his business. The vacuum ran right over it and started spreading it all over the place. It was a mess! I had to quickly stop the vacuum and clean up both the poop and the vacuum's tracks. It was both disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
Can you tell me any really hilarious funny navy sea stories?
A funny story involves a navy ship's communication system. One sailor accidentally sent out a really silly song over the ship - wide radio instead of an official message. The whole crew was confused at first, but then they started to sing along. It became a sort of impromptu concert on the ship and a very funny memory for all.
Can you tell me a really funny true poop story about animals?
There's a story about a dog. The dog ate a whole box of crayons and then had the most colorful poop you could ever imagine. It was like a rainbow in the yard.
Can you tell me any hilarious poop - related stories from BuzzFeed?
Sure. One story was about a family who had a parrot. The parrot would make a really loud noise every time someone went to the bathroom. One day, it started shouting 'poop is coming' when the dad was in there. It was so embarrassing but also really funny.
Can you tell me some funny cat poop stories about kittens?
Yes. A friend had a kitten that was just learning about the litter box. One day, the kitten tried to cover its poop but ended up pushing the litter box around instead. So there was poop all over the floor and a very confused looking kitten.
Can you tell me a really hilarious jury duty funny story?
A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.
Tell me a really hilarious CNA funny story.
Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.