A wedding photographer was trying to organize the large family for a photo. He shouted, 'All the ugly people stand in the back.' There was a long silence, and then the groom's mother said, 'Okay, let's get this over with.' Everyone burst out laughing. It was a funny moment during the wedding chaos. And it made for a great story to tell at future family gatherings.
Sure. Here's one. At a wedding, the priest asked the groom, 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?' The groom replied, 'I do.' Then the priest asked the bride, 'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?' There was a long silence, and then the bride said, 'I need a minute. I didn't think we'd get this far.'
Here's a good one. The bride was walking down the aisle, and the little flower girl whispered to her, 'Your dress is so long, it looks like a white snake!' Everyone heard it and couldn't help but laugh. It was an innocent and funny comment that made the moment even more memorable.
Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here is a story. There was a little boy who was asked what his name was. He said he didn't know as his parents always called him 'Stop it!'. When he was in school, the teacher asked his name. He said 'Stop it!'. The teacher said 'I'm not going to call you that'. The boy replied 'Then you can call me 'Thank God for that!'.
Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Sure! Here's a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A riddle for you: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Fire). And a funny story. A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'Johnny, what is your problem?' Johnny replied, 'I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!' The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided to test Johnny. He asked Johnny some questions and Johnny aced them all. The principal told the teacher to put Johnny in the third grade immediately. The teacher said to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions first.' The principal and Johnny both agreed. The teacher asked, 'What is 3 x 3?' Johnny answered, '9'. The teacher asked, 'What is 6 x 6?' Johnny answered, '36'. And so on. After asking several questions, the teacher finally asked, 'What is the capital of Arkansas?' Johnny was stumped. He thought for a while and finally said, 'I don't know.' The teacher turned to the principal and said, 'I think he should stay in the first grade for a while.'
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he went around asking people if they thought his nose was big. Everyone just laughed at his cute concern.
Sure! Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Here's a funny story. Once there was a little boy who tried to help his mom make pancakes. He poured in a whole bag of flour and then added eggs until the batter filled the whole bowl. His mom came in and was shocked but they had a great laugh.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transformed and entered. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story-like element to it.