Can you share some good jokes stories?
Well, here's a joke. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. And a story could be that a man goes to the doctor and says 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell'. The doctor asks 'Well, take these pills and if you don't get better, give me a ring'.
Here is a story. There was a little boy who was asked what his name was. He said he didn't know as his parents always called him 'Stop it!'. When he was in school, the teacher asked his name. He said 'Stop it!'. The teacher said 'I'm not going to call you that'. The boy replied 'Then you can call me 'Thank God for that!'.
Can you share some good jokes or stories from 'good jokes story'?
Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some good wedding jokes stories?
Sure. Here's one. At a wedding, the priest asked the groom, 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?' The groom replied, 'I do.' Then the priest asked the bride, 'Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?' There was a long silence, and then the bride said, 'I need a minute. I didn't think we'd get this far.'
Can you share some jokes that are stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes with stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transformed and entered. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story-like element to it.
Can you share some good clean jokes and funny stories?
Sure! Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Here's a funny story. Once there was a little boy who tried to help his mom make pancakes. He poured in a whole bag of flour and then added eggs until the batter filled the whole bowl. His mom came in and was shocked but they had a great laugh.
Can you share some good jokes, riddles and funny stories?
Sure! Here's a joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. A riddle for you: I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? (Fire). And a funny story. A little boy was asked by his teacher, 'Johnny, what is your problem?' Johnny replied, 'I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!' The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. The principal decided to test Johnny. He asked Johnny some questions and Johnny aced them all. The principal told the teacher to put Johnny in the third grade immediately. The teacher said to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions first.' The principal and Johnny both agreed. The teacher asked, 'What is 3 x 3?' Johnny answered, '9'. The teacher asked, 'What is 6 x 6?' Johnny answered, '36'. And so on. After asking several questions, the teacher finally asked, 'What is the capital of Arkansas?' Johnny was stumped. He thought for a while and finally said, 'I don't know.' The teacher turned to the principal and said, 'I think he should stay in the first grade for a while.'
Can you share some good clean jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he went around asking people if they thought his nose was big. Everyone just laughed at his cute concern.
Can you share some good jokes with a story?
There was a man who went to a pet store. He asked the clerk if he had any parrots. The clerk said yes, and showed him a beautiful parrot. The man asked, 'Does it talk?' The clerk said, 'Sure, who do you think you're talking to?' This joke is funny because it tricks the listener into thinking the clerk is just being sassy, but then you realize he's actually referring to the parrot in a clever way. It has a bit of a story setup that makes the punchline more effective.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some interesting jokes stories?
There is a joke story about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' And here is another. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor replies, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy.'