What are some of the funniest vomiting stories you've heard?

2024-11-05 15:44

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2024-11-05 17:19

I remember reading a story online. A woman was on a long - distance flight. She had a lot of in - flight meals. But then the plane hit some turbulence. She got really nauseous and vomited into one of those air - sickness bags. But the bag had a small hole in it, and some of the vomit leaked out onto her lap. She was so embarrassed, but the people around her couldn't help but chuckle at the whole situation.

2024-11-05 16:39

At a party, there was a guy who decided to do a drinking challenge. He drank way too much beer way too quickly. After a while, he started feeling sick. He ran to the bathroom but didn't make it in time. He puked all over the hallway. His friends were laughing while also trying to clean it up. It was a chaotic but funny situation.

What are some of the funniest santa stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 10:49

There's a story where Santa ate too many cookies at one house and his pants split as he was climbing back up the chimney. He had to quickly use some wrapping paper to cover up. Another one is when Santa got lost in a neighborhood because his GPS (a magical one of course) malfunctioned. He ended up at the wrong house three times before finding the right one.

What are some of the funniest caddy stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 10:22

I heard about a caddy who got his directions all mixed up. Instead of guiding the golfer towards the hole, he led him in the opposite direction. The golfer followed for a while before realizing they were going the wrong way. They both had a good laugh about it later.

What are some of the funniest plumber stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 09:02

Well, I heard of a plumber who was called to a hotel. He opened a pipe and a bunch of plastic toy soldiers came pouring out. Turns out, some kids had been flushing them down the toilet as a prank.

What are some of the funniest bartenders' stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 08:26

A funny story is about a bartender who had a special night where all the customers were wearing the same color shirt by coincidence. The bartender started joking that it was a uniform for his bar. Everyone had a good laugh and they all started acting like they were part of a special club for the rest of the night. It was really a unique and hilarious situation.

What are some of the funniest rugby stories you've heard?

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2024-11-06 08:26

There was a story about a rugby player who was known for his tough exterior. But during a game, a small dog ran onto the field and he got scared. He ran away from the dog while his teammates were laughing. It was so funny to see this big, tough guy afraid of a little dog.

What are some of the funniest Omegle stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 20:19

There was a story about a guy on Omegle who was pretending to be a famous movie star. But he was so bad at it that he couldn't even remember the names of the movies the star was in. He just kept making up really dumb lines from non - existent movies.

What are some of the funniest pandemic stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 18:25

At a local park, during the pandemic when people were still trying to get some fresh air while social distancing, there was a man who walked his pet goat on a leash. It was so strange and funny. People were used to seeing dogs, but a goat? It made for a great conversation starter and added a bit of humor to the otherwise somber times.

What are some of the funniest snake stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 17:28

I heard a story where a snake was found curled up in a boot at a ranch. The rancher went to put on his boot one morning and felt something strange. When he peeked inside, there was the snake all coiled up. He quickly shook the snake out and later told the story with great laughter.

What are some of the funniest glasses stories you've heard?

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2024-11-05 08:03

One funny story is about a man who accidentally wore his wife's cat - eyed glasses to work. They were very feminine, and his colleagues couldn't stop laughing when they saw him. He was so embarrassed at first but then joined in on the joke.

What are some of the funniest toddler stories you've heard?

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2024-11-04 16:46

A toddler once got hold of a broom and started 'dancing' with it, thinking it was a magic wand. He was twirling around the living room and bumping into furniture, but he had the biggest smile on his face.