Do you have any funny stomach flu stories to share?
One time, my neighbor got a stomach flu. He was supposed to give a speech at a community event. But he couldn't because of his illness. Instead, he sent a video of himself looking all pale and weak but trying to be funny, talking about how the stomach flu was his 'unwanted adventure'. It was really funny and everyone at the event had a good laugh.
I remember when my sister had a stomach flu. She was so dizzy that she tried to walk to the bathroom but ended up in the closet instead. She was so confused when she opened her eyes and saw all the clothes. We still laugh about it now.
Share your family stomach flu stories.
Well, in our family's stomach flu story, it was during the winter. I got the stomach flu first, probably from something I ate at school. It was horrible, with non - stop diarrhea. Soon, it affected my brother too. We had to be really careful about hygiene, washing hands constantly and disinfecting things. My mom took great care of us, making sure we ate bland foods like rice and toast until we got better.
Can you share some Funny Flu Stories?
One funny flu story is when my friend thought he had the flu really bad. He wrapped himself in like five blankets and was sweating buckets. But when he finally went to the doctor, it turned out to be just a bad cold from eating too much ice cream. It was so hilarious because he had been preparing for a long flu battle for no reason.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
What are some common family stomach flu stories?
A common family stomach flu story is that one family member brings it home, maybe from work or school. For example, a child catches it at school and then passes it to siblings and parents. Everyone ends up with symptoms like nausea and stomach cramps.
What are some of the funniest stomach flu stories you've heard?
My cousin had a stomach flu and he was so nauseous. He accidentally puked into a plant pot instead of the trash can right next to it. The look on his face was priceless.
Can you recommend some stomach flu fanfiction?
I'm not sure of specific stomach flu fanfiction offhand. You could try searching on fanfiction websites like Archive of Our Own. Just type in'stomach flu' in the search bar and see what comes up.
Can you share a 'funny flu love story'?
Once there was a girl who caught the flu. She was all sniffly and sneezy at a party. A guy noticed her and instead of being put off, he found her red - nosed and puffy - eyed look kind of cute. He started taking care of her, getting her tissues and warm drinks. As she recovered, they fell in love. It was a funny start to a sweet love story.
Can you share a man flu funny story?
Sure. There was a man who got a mild cold which he claimed was the 'man flu'. He wrapped himself in a dozen blankets, looking like a big cocoon on the couch. His wife brought him some soup and he moaned as if he was on his deathbed. When his little daughter tried to jump on the couch near him, he let out a big groan like she had just dropped a boulder on him. It was really funny how he was over - exaggerating a simple cold.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.