What are some funny and long baseball stories you've heard?
There was a baseball game where the stadium's PA system malfunctioned. Instead of playing the normal music, it started playing really old - fashioned and slow - paced music during the game. The players got so distracted that they started making silly mistakes. For example, the runners were running at a really slow pace as if they were dancing to the music. It was a long and extremely funny game.
What are some of the most hilarious funny youth baseball stories you've heard?
There was a boy who thought he had to slide every time he reached a base. So, even when he walked to first base, he just dropped and slid. It was really funny. His coach was both amused and had to explain the rules to him later.
What are some of the funniest baseball stories you've heard?
One story is about a player who accidentally tripped over his own shoelaces while running the bases. He face - planted right in the middle of the infield, and the other team actually let him get up and keep running. It was really hilarious.
Share long funny embarrassing stories that you've heard.
A friend of mine went on a first date at a really nice restaurant. He wanted to impress the girl so he ordered a steak. When the steak came, he cut into it and it made a really loud noise like a squeaky toy. Everyone in the restaurant turned to look. He was so embarrassed but the girl just laughed. He said he could feel his face getting hotter by the second.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some funny selfish stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.
What are some of the latest funny stories you've heard?
Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'
What are some funny Adobe stories you've heard?
I heard about a group of graphic designers who were in a rush to finish an Adobe Acrobat project. They were combining multiple PDFs into one large document. Somehow, they ended up with a PDF where all the pages were in the wrong order. They had to scramble to fix it, but in the end, they learned a valuable lesson about double - checking their work in Acrobat. It was a humorous yet instructive Adobe story.
What are Some Funny Schnauzers Stories You've Heard?
I heard about a schnauzer that got scared of its own reflection in the mirror. It barked and growled at the mirror for ages until its owner covered it up. It was hilarious because it thought there was another dog in the house.
What are some camping funny stories you've heard?
A group of campers once set up their tents right under a tree. During the night, a squirrel dropped a nut on one of the tents. It made such a loud noise that everyone thought there was a bear outside. They were all screaming and huddled together until they realized it was just a squirrel. It was really funny.