Here's another one. A man was trying to parallel park his car in a really tight spot. After several attempts, he finally got out and said to the car next to him, 'Well, we're close enough for me to borrow a cup of sugar if I need to.' It was really funny seeing his struggle and then his humorous reaction.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean both physically transformed and entered. It's a simple yet funny joke with a bit of a story-like element to it.
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There is a joke story about a snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' And here is another. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor replies, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy.'
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Here is a humorous story. There was a little boy who was very naughty. One day, he painted his face green and hid in the bushes. When his mother came looking for him, she was so scared that she screamed. The boy then jumped out and said 'Boo!'. His mother was both angry and amused at the same time.
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
A humorous story for you. There was a man who was so proud of his new hearing aid. He would show it off to everyone. One day, he went to a party and told a friend, 'This hearing aid is amazing. I can hear things I've never heard before.' His friend said, 'What kind of things?' The man replied, 'Well, before I got this, I didn't know that my wife was constantly nagging me.'
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'