Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
There was a little boy who was very bad at arithmetic. His parents had tried everything. Tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last - ditch effort, they took Tom down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, Tom came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and Tom was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, Tom brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, Tom got an A in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, 'Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?' Tom looked at her and shook his head, no. 'Well, then,' she replied, 'was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? What was it?' Tom looked at her and said, 'Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.'
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny jokes and stories?
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Can you share some gardening jokes and funny stories?
Here's a funny story. A gardener was so proud of his huge sunflowers. One day, he found that all the tallest ones had been knocked over. He was puzzled until he saw a group of very small squirrels using the sunflower stalks as ladders to reach the bird feeder. It's humorous as it shows the unexpected interaction between the garden and the local wildlife.
Can you share some funny jokes short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is, a man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'.' The doctor says, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. 'It's not unusual,' replies the doctor.
Can you share some super funny jokes and stories?
Here are some. Joke: What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! Story: There was a little boy who always wanted a pet elephant. One day, he found a small, stuffed elephant at a thrift store. He took it home and pretended it was a real elephant. He would take it for walks around the yard and tell everyone it was his very own elephant.