What are the funniest Little Johnny Funny Stories you know?
One day, Little Johnny's grandpa asked him, 'How do you know when the moon is going to be full?' Little Johnny thought for a while and said, 'When it gets too fat to fit in the sky!'
Well, here's one. Little Johnny was asked by his father, 'If I gave you 10 dollars and your sister gave you 5 dollars, how much money would you have?' Little Johnny said, '15 dollars.' Then his father said, 'Good. Now if you bought a candy for 3 dollars, how much would you have left?' Little Johnny replied, 'A full stomach!'.
What are the funniest Little Johnny stories you know?
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee. The teacher asked him to spell 'barn'. Little Johnny spelled 'B - A - R - N, barn.' The teacher then asked him to use it in a sentence. Little Johnny said, 'Well, my dad told me that if I don't study hard, I'll end up working in a barn all my life.' It showed his quick - wittedness in a humorous way.
What are the funniest 'little moron stories' you know?
A little moron story that always makes me laugh is when a little moron put his clothes in the fridge thinking it was a new kind of washing machine. And then he was very surprised when his clothes were all cold and wet from the condensation. Another one is when a little moron tried to paint his dog with toothpaste thinking it was a new type of paint. His dog was not very happy about it at all.
What are the funniest amanda funny stories you know?
Once, Amanda participated in a talent show. She thought she could do a magic trick where she would make a coin disappear. But instead, she dropped the coin and it rolled all the way across the stage. She then chased after it, which made the whole audience laugh uncontrollably. It was a memorable and very funny event for everyone who witnessed it.
What are the funniest oola funny stories you know?
One funny oola story is when an oola found a big hat. It put the hat on its head and then couldn't see where it was going. So it walked into a fence and just stood there, looking very confused. It was quite a laugh.
What are the funniest luna funny stories you know?
Well, there was this time when Luna saw a mirror for the first time. She thought there was another Luna in there and started barking and pawing at it, trying to figure out who this 'other' Luna was. It was quite comical.
What are some of the funniest animal funny stories you know?
I remember a story about a hamster. This hamster was very active at night. One night, it somehow managed to push its exercise wheel out of its cage and started running on it in the middle of the living room floor. The family woke up to the strange sound and found the hamster happily running around as if it had planned this midnight adventure all along.
What are some of the funniest funny meps stories you know?
Well, there was this MEP who was known for his clumsiness. During a photo - op with other MEPs, he tripped over a small step and nearly fell into a flower bed. Everyone was trying hard not to laugh out loud at the time. It was quite a sight.
Can you share some Little Johnny Funny Stories?
In school, the teacher was teaching about the solar system. She asked Little Johnny, 'If you were on the moon and threw a ball, what would happen?' Little Johnny said, 'I'd lose it! There are so many craters it would just disappear!'
What is the funniest starfire funny story you know?
The funniest one I know is when Starfire tried to learn Earth's dance moves. She ended up doing a mix of her alien dance and some really bad break - dancing. It looked so strange that everyone around her couldn't stop laughing.
What are the funniest delivery stories you know?
A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.