What are the funniest Little Johnny stories you know?
One day, Little Johnny was walking home from school. He saw a sign that said 'Watch for Falling Rocks'. So he went home, got his dad's binoculars and came back to watch for the falling rocks. He sat there for hours. When his dad found him, he asked what he was doing. Little Johnny told him about the sign. His dad laughed and explained that it was just a warning, not an invitation to watch. Little Johnny's innocent take on things always made for some really funny stories.
Little Johnny was in a spelling bee. The teacher asked him to spell 'barn'. Little Johnny spelled 'B - A - R - N, barn.' The teacher then asked him to use it in a sentence. Little Johnny said, 'Well, my dad told me that if I don't study hard, I'll end up working in a barn all my life.' It showed his quick - wittedness in a humorous way.
What are the funniest Little Johnny Funny Stories you know?
Well, here's one. Little Johnny was asked by his father, 'If I gave you 10 dollars and your sister gave you 5 dollars, how much money would you have?' Little Johnny said, '15 dollars.' Then his father said, 'Good. Now if you bought a candy for 3 dollars, how much would you have left?' Little Johnny replied, 'A full stomach!'.
What are the funniest 'little moron stories' you know?
A little moron story that always makes me laugh is when a little moron put his clothes in the fridge thinking it was a new kind of washing machine. And then he was very surprised when his clothes were all cold and wet from the condensation. Another one is when a little moron tried to paint his dog with toothpaste thinking it was a new type of paint. His dog was not very happy about it at all.
What are the funniest delivery stories you know?
A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.
What are the funniest Archimedes stories you know?
Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.
What are the funniest jokes stories you know?
A great joke story is about a man who goes to a pet store. He asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner gives him a parrot. The man takes it home, but the parrot won't sing. He takes it back to the store and says, 'This parrot won't sing.' The store owner says, 'Oh, you want a singer? You should have asked for a canary!' This shows how misunderstandings can lead to funny situations. Another story could be about a duck that goes into a store and asks for some grapes. The clerk says, 'We don't sell grapes here, we sell groceries.' The duck says, 'Oh, well, no grapes then. Thanks anyway.' It's the simple and unexpected responses that make these joke stories so funny.
What are the funniest rabbit stories you know?
A rabbit once tried to imitate a kangaroo. It hopped around on its hind legs and made everyone laugh. But it got tired very quickly and fell flat on its face.
What are the funniest stalking stories you know?
A friend of mine had a strange 'stalking' experience. There was a parrot that would wait for him outside his apartment every morning. It would mimic his voice when he said hello. Turns out the parrot escaped from a nearby house and just liked my friend's voice.
What are the funniest archery stories you know?
I know a story where an archer was teaching a newbie. The newbie was so eager to show what he learned that he didn't pay attention to his form. When he shot, the arrow flew in a zig - zag pattern and landed in a puddle. The archer and the onlookers were in stitches. It was a reminder that proper form is really important in archery, but it also made for a really funny moment.
What are the funniest Akpos stories you know?
One funny Akpos story is when he tried to help his mother cook. His mother asked him to get some salt. He brought back a whole bag of sugar instead, saying it looked like salt. His mother was both shocked and amused.
What are the funniest yoga stories you know?
A funny yoga story is that a woman wore a really loose - fitting top to yoga class. When she was doing an inverted pose, her top fell over her head. She was so shocked at first but then started laughing, and the whole class joined in. It was a very comical moment.