What are some of the most hilarious funny coast guard stories you've heard?
I heard about a coast guard operation where they were supposed to be looking for a lost diver. They searched high and low. Finally, they found the 'diver' - it was a mannequin that had fallen off a ship. The whole team couldn't stop laughing at the silly situation.
What are some of the most hilarious security guard stories you've heard?
I heard about a security guard in a museum. He was very proud of his knowledge of art. One day, he was explaining a painting to some visitors. He got all the facts wrong and was so confident about it. When another visitor, who was an art expert, corrected him, he refused to believe it at first and it led to a really funny argument.
What are some of the most hilarious funny snoring stories you've heard?
A friend told me about her husband. He snores in different pitches, like he's singing in his sleep. Sometimes it's a low rumble and then suddenly it goes high - pitched, as if he's hitting a high note in a very strange opera.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mechanic stories you've heard?
A mechanic had a customer who brought in a car with a really strange noise. The mechanic spent days trying to figure it out. He checked all the normal parts like the engine, the transmission, and the brakes. In the end, it turned out that a small pebble was stuck in the wheel well and was making the noise every time the wheel rotated. It was such a simple solution after all the complex investigations, and it was quite hilarious.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cigar stories you've heard?
A story goes that a group of friends were sharing cigars. One of them was bragging about his expensive cigar. But then he accidentally sat on it and flattened it. His friends burst into laughter at his dismayed face.
What are some of the most hilarious funny father stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a father was trying to teach his son how to ride a bike. He ran behind the bike holding on, but then tripped over his own feet and they both ended up in a heap on the grass. They were both laughing so hard.
What are some of the most hilarious funny CNA stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.
What are some of the most hilarious funny mailman stories you've heard?
There was a mailman in a small town. One day, he was delivering a large package and tripped on a small stone. The package went flying and landed in a bush. As he was trying to retrieve it, his hat got caught on a branch. He looked so silly trying to free himself while still holding the package. The people on the street couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious funny divorce stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple where the husband really loved his collection of old records. When it came time to divide things, the wife said she wanted half of the records. So, he cut every single record in half! She was so shocked but then they both burst out laughing at how ridiculous it was.
What are some of the most hilarious funny church stories you've heard?
I heard about a church where they were doing a play about the nativity scene. One of the donkeys in the play got loose and started running around the pews, chasing the shepherds. It was chaos but also really funny.
What are some of the most hilarious landlord funny stories you've heard?
There was a landlord who accidentally locked himself in the tenant's closet while doing an inspection. The tenant came home and heard strange noises from the closet. When they opened it, there was the landlord looking all sheepish. He had been in there for half an hour trying to figure out how to get out.