What are some of the most hilarious funny mailman stories you've heard?
There was a mailman in a small town. One day, he was delivering a large package and tripped on a small stone. The package went flying and landed in a bush. As he was trying to retrieve it, his hat got caught on a branch. He looked so silly trying to free himself while still holding the package. The people on the street couldn't stop laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious funny father stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a father was trying to teach his son how to ride a bike. He ran behind the bike holding on, but then tripped over his own feet and they both ended up in a heap on the grass. They were both laughing so hard.
What are some of the most hilarious funny CNA stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a CNA was pushing a patient in a wheelchair to the garden. Along the way, a squirrel ran in front of them and the patient started making squirrel noises to try and communicate with it. The CNA was trying so hard not to laugh. Another story was about a CNA who tried to sing a lullaby to a patient to help them sleep but ended up forgetting the words and making up the silliest lyrics.
What are some of the most hilarious funny divorce stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple where the husband really loved his collection of old records. When it came time to divide things, the wife said she wanted half of the records. So, he cut every single record in half! She was so shocked but then they both burst out laughing at how ridiculous it was.
What are some of the most hilarious funny church stories you've heard?
I heard about a church where they were doing a play about the nativity scene. One of the donkeys in the play got loose and started running around the pews, chasing the shepherds. It was chaos but also really funny.
What are some of the most hilarious landlord funny stories you've heard?
There was a landlord who accidentally locked himself in the tenant's closet while doing an inspection. The tenant came home and heard strange noises from the closet. When they opened it, there was the landlord looking all sheepish. He had been in there for half an hour trying to figure out how to get out.
What are some of the most hilarious farting funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a boy who was trying to be funny in class. He held in his farts all day until he got to the front of the class to give a presentation. Right as he started, he let out a series of short, sharp farts. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher couldn't keep a straight face either.
What are some of the most hilarious nurse funny stories you've heard?
A new nurse was in a rush to get to a patient's room. She opened the door without knocking and walked in on a patient doing a very energetic dance routine. The patient was so embarrassed at first but then they both ended up laughing about it. The nurse even joined in for a bit. It was a really funny and unexpected moment in the hospital.
What are some of the most hilarious funny wine stories you've heard?
There is a story about a wine competition. One of the judges was a bit too eager to taste the wines. He took a big gulp of a very strong wine and started coughing uncontrollably. His face turned red and tears were streaming down his face. It was so comical that all the other judges had a hard time keeping a straight face. This just shows that even the so - called wine experts can have unexpected reactions to wine.
What are some of the most hilarious surgery funny stories you've heard?
In a hospital, there was a case where a surgeon was demonstrating a new surgical technique to some trainees. Mid - way through the demo, his pager went off with a really loud and annoying beep. He fumbled to turn it off and in the process, accidentally knocked over a tray of surgical instruments. Everyone burst out laughing, including the trainees. It was a chaotic but funny moment. The surgeon then managed to compose himself and continue the demonstration.
What are some of the most hilarious funny cinema stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple on a date at the cinema. The movie had a really quiet and suspenseful scene when suddenly the guy's phone rang at full volume with a really goofy ringtone. The whole theater stared at them and they were so embarrassed. They ended up leaving the theater red - faced.