What are some of the most hilarious security guard stories you've heard?
I heard about a security guard in a museum. He was very proud of his knowledge of art. One day, he was explaining a painting to some visitors. He got all the facts wrong and was so confident about it. When another visitor, who was an art expert, corrected him, he refused to believe it at first and it led to a really funny argument.
A security guard at a hotel had a habit of whistling a very off - key tune all day. One day, a famous opera singer was staying at the hotel. The singer heard the guard's whistling and came out to give him some tips on how to whistle better. The guard was so embarrassed at first but then they ended up having a great conversation, which was quite a funny sight for the other hotel guests.
There was this security guard at a school. He was in charge of making sure the students followed the rules. One time, he saw a group of students running. He chased after them shouting, 'Stop!'. But when he caught up, he realized they were running because they were late for a fire drill practice. He ended up looking really silly. He then joined in the drill as if he was supposed to be there all along.
What are some of the most hilarious mall security stories you've heard?
I heard about a security guard who mistook a mime for a real thief. The mime was just doing his act near a store, but the guard didn't realize it and tried to arrest him. The mime put up a 'silent' struggle which made the whole situation even funnier.
What are some of the most hilarious funny coast guard stories you've heard?
I heard about a coast guard operation where they were supposed to be looking for a lost diver. They searched high and low. Finally, they found the 'diver' - it was a mannequin that had fallen off a ship. The whole team couldn't stop laughing at the silly situation.
What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.
What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.
What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?
There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.
What are some of the most hilarious life stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious priest stories you've heard?
I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.
What are some of the most hilarious tattooing stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a man who wanted a dolphin tattoo on his back. The tattoo artist accidentally made it look like a fish with a really long nose. It was so far from a dolphin. He was really disappointed at first, but then he started to see the humor in it. Now he tells everyone it's his unique 'dolphish' tattoo.
What are some of the most hilarious Karen stories you've heard?
I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.
What are some of the most hilarious mom stories you've heard?
There was this mom who thought she was signing up for a dance class but accidentally signed up for a Zumba class for seniors. She showed up all excited in her regular dance gear. When she realized her mistake, she decided to stay anyway. She had a blast and told everyone about how she was the youngest one there by far. Her stories about trying to keep up with the slower - paced moves of the seniors were really hilarious.