Can you share more funny and stupid stories?
In a school, a boy was so sleepy during the exam that he wrote his name on the answer sheet and then started to draw doodles all over it. When the teacher asked him why, he said he thought it was an art test. This story shows both stupidity and humor.
Sure. There was a woman who put on two different shoes to go out, one was a high - heel and the other was a flat. She didn't notice until someone pointed it out. It's really funny.
Can you share some more stupid funny stories?
Sure. A guy went to the store to buy eggs. He put the eggs in his backpack. On the way home, he ran for the bus and all the eggs got smashed. His backpack was a mess.
Can you share some stupid but funny stories?
Sure. Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his front door. So he stood there for ages, pressing buttons, until his neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. Another one is about a guy who tried to take a selfie with a wild deer. He got too close and the deer chased him all around the park.
Can you share some funny but stupid stories?
Sure. One time, my friend thought that a toaster was a phone charger. He tried to plug his phone into it. Another one is about a guy who put salt in his coffee instead of sugar just because the containers looked similar. And there was this person who tried to open a car door with their house key for a good five minutes before realizing it was the wrong key.
Can you share some funny stupid stories?
Sure. There was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for a long time because he thought it was like a regular fruit with a stem at the top. He only realized his mistake when someone else casually opened one the normal way right in front of him.
Can you share some funny stupid short stories?
Sure. One day, a man thought his cat could fly. So he threw it out of the window. The cat just landed on a big bush and glared at him. Another one is that a guy tried to use a broom to row a boat in the pond because he thought it was like an oar.
Can you share some stupid funny bedtime stories?
Sure. Once upon a time, there was a penguin who wanted to be a flamingo. So he painted his feathers pink. But when he went to the flamingo pond, he couldn't swim in the muddy water like the flamingos. He just waddled around looking silly and all the other animals laughed at him. Then he realized being a penguin wasn't so bad after all.
Can you share some funny stupid criminal stories?
Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.
Can you share some funny stupid people stories?
There's a story about a student in an exam. He was asked to write an essay about a historical event. Instead, he wrote about his dream of becoming a superhero. He completely misread the question and went on this long rant about his superhero powers and how he would save the world. It was quite hilarious.
Can you share a few funny stupid crime stories?
Sure. There was a thief who broke into a store at night. He found a lot of expensive electronics. But instead of taking them out through the back door which was unlocked, he tried to carry everything through the small window at the front. Of course, he got stuck and couldn't move. The police found him like that in the morning. It was really dumb as he had an easy escape route but didn't use it.
Can you share some stupid but funny short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replied, 'Well, I'll deal with you later.'