Can you share some best joke stories?
Well, there's this joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor before?' And the man says, 'No, just spots.' Also, two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?' And this one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. And here's a third: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here are some good ones. There was a guy who was addicted to brake fluid. He said he could stop any time. Then, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and cola.' The bartender says, 'Why the big pause?' And the bear says, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.' Also, a Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, 'Five beers, please.'
Can you share some best joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some best clean joke stories?
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some best joke short stories?
Here is a short joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, have you rung?' The man replies, 'No, I'm still a little ding.' For a more detailed joke, there was a cowboy who rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.
Can you share some of the best funny humor joke stories?
There's a story about a boy who asks his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His father replies, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the father asks the boy, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' The boy says, 'Oh, nothing. There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.' This story is humorous as it has a bit of a twist at the end and the innocence of the boy's actions.
Best Jokes Stories: Share some of the best joke stories.
Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Share some best christmas joke stories.
Here is one. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Ha ha.
Best Jokes Short Stories: Can you share some of the best short joke stories?
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. They work better.
Share some of the best funny dad joke stories.
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
Can you share some gay joke stories?
Here is one. Two gay men were at a restaurant. One said to the waiter, 'I'll have what he's having' with a big wink. It was a simple yet funny moment that played on the stereotype in a light - hearted way.
Can you share some joke ghost stories?
Sure. Here's one. A ghost was trying to scare a little boy in his room. But the boy just laughed and said, 'You're not scary, you look like a floating mop!' The ghost was so offended that it left, muttering about modern kids having no sense of fear.