Tell me a funny christmas joke story.
Sure. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! It's a simple yet funny joke related to the Christmas season as there is often snow during Christmas.
A Christmas joke story for you. The elves were all getting ready for Christmas in the workshop. One little elf was always making mistakes. When they were making toys, he painted a doll's face all wrong. The other elves said, 'You're such a mis - elf!'. It's a cute play on the word'mis - fit' but using 'elf' to make it a Christmas - themed joke.
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.
Tell me a funny joke story.
One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.
Tell me a christmas joke story.
Santa Claus was feeling a bit under the weather one Christmas. He went to see his doctor. The doctor said, 'Santa, you have a bad case of the North Pole flu. You need to rest.' Santa replied, 'But doctor, I have so many toys to deliver!' The doctor said, 'Well, if you don't rest, you might end up delivering coughs and sneezes along with the toys!'
Tell me a short funny joke story.
A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me a funny summer joke story.
A seagull was flying over the ocean in summer. It saw a fish swimming and said, 'Hey, you're looking very cool down there!' The fish replied, 'Thanks! You're looking fly up there!'
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
Tell me a short story that is a Christmas joke.
There was a reindeer who thought he could sing better than all the others. So on Christmas Eve, he started to sing really loudly while pulling the sleigh. Santa said, 'Rudolph, your nose is bright, but your singing is a fright!'
Share a funny christmas joke story.
The elves were having a Christmas party. One elf drank too much eggnog and started singing really loudly. Another elf said, 'You're so noisy! Santa will hear you!' The drunk elf replied, 'Good! I want to ask him for a raise!'
Tell me a really funny Christmas joke from humorous Christmas jokes and stories.
A joke for you. What do you call a snowman with a six - pack? An abdominal snowman! This joke combines the idea of a snowman, which is usually just a big pile of snow, with the concept of a fit person having a six - pack. It's a silly and unexpected combination that makes it humorous.