Can you share some computer jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why was the computer cold at the office? Because it left its Windows open.
Can you share some funny jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.
Can you share some funny jokes or stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but then I lost interest. And a funny story could be that a man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.' The doctor replied, 'Well, maybe you should take the spoon out of the cup before you drink.'
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some jokes or funny stories?
A funny story for you. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words joke within a story which makes it funny.
Can you share some funny and jokes stories?
Once there was a bear that went to a bar. The bartender asked him what he wanted. The bear said, 'I'll have a gin... and tonic.' The bartender said, 'Sure, but why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I've always had them.'
Can you share some funny jokes and stories?
Here is a story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it was a small joke within the story. Another one is, a guy goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a doctor?' And the guy says, 'No, just spots.'
Tell me some computer - related funny stories and jokes.
One joke is: What do you get if you cross a computer with a life guard? A screensaver! It's a simple but clever play on words.
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Can you share some funny computer stories?
There was a time when a colleague thought his computer had a virus because the cursor was moving on its own. Turns out, his cat was walking on the mouse pad. It was really hilarious to see him panicking at first.