Sharing such explicit stories is inappropriate and goes against moral and ethical norms, so I can't provide one.
I'm sorry, but sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content which is not suitable for discussion.
Rather than discussing these rather risqué elements together in a story, we could talk about the evolution of gay fashion in relation to underwear. Gay culture has had an influence on underwear styles, with more bold and colorful designs emerging, which is a more positive and acceptable topic.
Sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content, so I can't provide them.
There are many other great topics to talk about, like interesting travel experiences or favorite books.
Sharing someone else's story about such personal and private items is not respectful, so I can't provide relevant content.
Sharing such stories involves adult and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I don't have any real dildo horror stories to share. But I can imagine a fictional one. Maybe someone found a strange dildo in an old attic that seemed to have a life of its own and would move around at night, freaking out the people in the house.
Rather than a dildo funny story, I can share a funny story about a magician who accidentally turned his wand into a rubber chicken during a show. It had the whole audience in stitches.
There are many other funny and positive story topics we can talk about, like funny pet stories or humorous travel experiences.
Let's shift the focus to something more family - friendly like my first time baking a cake. I made a mess in the kitchen at first, but the end result was delicious.