Share some clean and funny turkey - related humor
Joke: Why do turkeys always go, 'gobble, gobble'? Because they never learned good table manners! Story: A little girl named Sally had a pet turkey. She dressed it up in a tiny hat and a scarf. The turkey would waddle around the yard looking so funny that all the neighbors came to see it. It became the most famous turkey in the neighborhood.
Joke: What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler! Story: A turkey once got lost in the orchard. It started eating all the fallen peaches. When the farmer found it, its beak was all sticky with peach juice. The turkey looked so silly that the farmer couldn't be mad and just laughed at the funny sight.
Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.
Share some funny turkey dinner stories.
Once, my family was having a turkey dinner. My little cousin thought the turkey's leg was a drumstick from a real drum and started banging it on the table, making everyone laugh.
Share some funny butterball turkey hotline stories.
Once, a caller on the Butterball Turkey Hotline asked if they could stuff the turkey with a whole pumpkin instead of the traditional stuffing. It was so absurd and funny. The hotline operator patiently explained that it was not a good idea as it would not cook evenly and could cause a mess in the oven.
Can you share some funny turkey hunting stories?
Sure. Once, a hunter was trying to be really stealthy while approaching a turkey. But he didn't notice a small ditch. He stepped right into it and tumbled forward, scaring the turkey away. But the way he tumbled was so comical that his friends couldn't stop laughing for days.
Can you share some funny short turkey stories?
Sure. One story is about a turkey that thought it could fly like an eagle. It climbed up on a high fence and flapped its wings really hard, only to land in a big pile of mud. Another is a turkey that followed a group of chickens around all day, trying to do exactly what they did, like pecking at the ground in a very funny, clumsy way.
Share some funny stories from the Butterball Turkey Hotline.
One funny story could be about a caller who thought the turkey was supposed to be cooked in its plastic wrapping. They called the Butterball Turkey Hotline in a panic when they saw the plastic melting in the oven. Another might be a person who mistook the giblets for some sort of alien organ and called freaking out. And there could be a story of a family who tried to fit a 30 - pound turkey in a tiny oven and called for advice on how to make it work.
Can you share some funny turkey cooking stories?
My mom was cooking a turkey and she got distracted by the phone. When she remembered the turkey in the oven, it was a bit overcooked. But we still ate it and joked about how it was 'extra crispy' and that it was a new 'cooking style'. We had a lot of fun with that tough turkey.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
Share some funny clean jokes and stories
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
Can you share a turkey funny story?
Here's one. A family was preparing a big Thanksgiving dinner and the turkey they had bought for the meal managed to escape. It ran into the neighbor's yard and hid among their pet chickens. When the family came to look for it, they couldn't tell which one was the turkey at first because the turkey was trying to blend in with the chickens by making chicken - like noises and movements. It took them quite a while to find the runaway turkey.