Do you have any funny fake scar stories?
Well, my sister made a fake scar on her arm using a red marker and some tissue paper. She then told our grandma that she got scratched by a big bird while trying to save a baby bird. Grandma was about to call the doctor until she realized it was a prank.
I once put a fake scar on my face for Halloween. I used special effects makeup. I told my friends I got it from a fight with a wild cat. They were so shocked at first until I showed them how it was just makeup.
Do you have any interesting examples of funny fake ghost stories?
Sure. There's a story about a 'ghost' in an old house that turned out to be a neighbor's cat that got in through a broken window. It made all kinds of spooky noises at night but was just looking for food.
Can you share some really funny fake scar stories?
Sure. I remember a friend who used a piece of red tape to make a fake scar on his cheek. He said he got it from a sword fight in his dreams. It was so silly but made everyone laugh.
Do you have any funny snowboarding stories?
Once, my friend was snowboarding down a slope. He was trying to do a cool trick but ended up falling face - first into a big pile of soft snow. When he got up, his goggles were completely covered in snow and he looked like a snow monster. He couldn't see a thing and started waving his arms around blindly, which made all of us laugh so hard.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Are there any funny fake Florida man stories?
Sure. There's the one where a Florida man tried to water ski behind a manatee. It's both absurd and hilarious. Another funny one is about a Florida man who entered a beauty pageant dressed as a giant flamingo.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.