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Share some holiday phone call funny stories.

Share some holiday phone call funny stories.

2024-11-21 02:10
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During the New Year holidays, a wrong - number call came in. The person on the other end started singing 'Auld Lang Syne' at the top of their lungs without realizing they had the wrong number. I just listened for a while and then told them they had the wrong person. We both had a good laugh about it.

On Christmas, I got a call from my grandma. But her cat stepped on the phone and somehow managed to put the call on speaker. So we all heard grandma's shocked voice as she chased the cat around, trying to turn the speaker off. It was a really funny moment.

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Two Realms Shuttle Gate: Don't Call Me a Demon!

Su Jie, capable of traveling between Blue Star and the Cultivation World, discovered that cultivation was just too difficult. Spirit Pills, Magic Artifacts, Pocket Worlds, and inherent comprehension—each was a mountain on the long road to immortality. Not until Su Jie found out that Demon Cultivators refined corpses by killing, extracted souls to cultivate fiends, and used fear as sustenance for their cultivation. Need souls to consecrate a Soul Summoning Banner? Get to know the pig farms that slaughter millions of pigs a year. Need human fear to cultivate fierce ghosts? Stock up on ghost houses, horror films, and horror games... Need fresh blood for Demon Techniques? Across the ocean, America is the world's largest grey market blood transfusion station... ...... Years later. "You devil, how many people have you killed? And you still have the face to call yourself a good person? Pah, today I shall act on behalf of heaven to mete out justice." The Tianyuan World's most beautiful person's eyebrows were furrowed with rage, as she stared at the terrifying Devil before her, enveloped in wronged souls, with thousands of ghosts parading on his Soul Banner, seated in a palace made of bones, she posed her soulful question. The Devil slowly stood up and pulled out a business card that read "Hua Country's Philanthropist of the Year / Founder of the World's Largest Chain of Ghost Houses / Owner of Blue Star's Largest Livestock Slaughter Business / Emerging Tycoon of the Entertainment Industry." "You see, I'm really not a devil, okay? Nowadays, who still uses such a lowly method as killing people to cultivate as a devil!"
Eastern
1540 Chs
The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

The Golden Elixir is A Star, and You Call This Cultivation?

My name is Qi Yuan, and I am a time traveler who now holds the esteemed title of the eldest martial brother at Seven Colours Peak. I am armed with a game jade slip capable of connecting realms across the heavens, and blessed with the ability to unveil hidden information through my discerning eyes. [A seemingly ordinary blade of grass reveals secrets of a clandestine meeting between True Man Ku Mu and Empress Dashang that transpired just three days prior.] [Her name is Ruan Yixi, who appears to be your beautiful master on the surface, but she may have a deeper connection, perhaps she is even your wife.] [This is Heavenly Dao of the World, a Spiritual Object renowned for its significance in Foundation Establishment] [This is a lifeless planet, a potential vessel for the creation of a Golden Elixir]. So my road of cultivation turns gradually strange. "Heavenly Dao? A Spiritual Object for Foundation Establishment?" "So many desolate planets, all refined into Golden Elixir!" The Heavenly Dao is used as the foundation and refining stars into Golden Elixir. I am Qi Yuan, I become the origin of all things. My name is Jiang Lingsu, a fellow disciple at Seven Colours Peak. My Senior Brother is mentally ill. He is never focused on work. Nor does he like cultivation. He only loves simulation games. Senior Brother says, "Playing games is like cultivation. It can also create a world." One day, there is one more sun in the sky. I ask him what it is, he says, "That is my Golden Elixir!" This book is also titled 'Cultivation: The Jade Slip's Universe' and 'The Golden Elixir I Cultivated is a Planet,'
Eastern
1463 Chs

What are some of the most memorable holiday phone call funny stories?

One holiday, I called my sister. She was in the middle of baking cookies and got distracted. She started talking to me as if I was the recipe book, asking me things like 'How much flour again?' It was really funny. I had to remind her that I was her sister, not a cookbook.

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2024-11-19 19:46

Share some phone call horror stories.

I received a call from a number that seemed normal at first. But when I answered, a distorted voice started whispering strange things like 'you're not alone' over and over. It gave me chills all over my body. I checked every room in my house just to make sure there was no one there.

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2024-11-24 10:43

Scary Stories: Share a Phone Call Story

One scary phone call story could be this. I was home alone one night. The phone rang suddenly. When I picked it up, there was just heavy breathing on the other end. I said 'hello' a few times but got no response. I felt a chill run down my spine. I quickly hung up the phone. But then it rang again. This time, I was too scared to answer.

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2024-12-14 02:29

Funny holiday disaster stories: Share some hilarious holiday disasters.

Last New Year's Eve, we were having a party at home. I was in charge of the fireworks. I lit one up and it started spinning out of control. It flew into a pile of dry leaves in the yard and set them on fire. We had to quickly put out the fire. It was a chaotic and funny start to the New Year.

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2024-11-15 02:52

Share some funny holiday travel stories.

During my holiday travel to Paris, I was at the Eiffel Tower. I wanted to take a really cool selfie. So, I set my camera on a timer and ran to pose. But just as the camera was about to click, a guy on a bicycle rode right in front of me. The photo was of me looking shocked and the cyclist looking confused. It's still one of my funniest travel memories.

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2024-10-28 00:23

Can you share some funny holiday stories?

On Thanksgiving, we had a big family gathering at my grandparents' house. The turkey was in the oven, and we were all waiting for it to be done. My cousin thought it would be funny to put on a pilgrim hat and act like he was the one cooking the turkey. He accidentally knocked over a bowl of cranberry sauce, and it splattered all over the kitchen floor. It was quite a mess but really hilarious.

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2024-11-01 08:57

Can you share a really interesting funny mistaken phone call story?

Sure. A colleague of mine got a call from someone thinking he was their plumber. The person on the other end was desperate as their bathroom was flooded. My colleague, who has no plumbing skills, started giving really odd advice like using a mop to stop the water flow. After a while, the caller figured out it was a wrong number and they both had a good laugh about it.

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2024-12-04 14:38

Can you share some short funny holiday stories?

On a summer holiday at the beach, my friend thought it would be a great idea to bury me in the sand up to my neck. As he was finishing, a seagull flew over and pooped right on my head. I couldn't move to wipe it off, and my friend was laughing so much that he couldn't help me either. It was both gross and hilarious.

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2024-11-06 12:21

Can you share some funny beach holiday stories?

Sure. Once on a beach holiday, my friend decided to try paddleboarding. He was so confident as he pushed off from the shore. But within minutes, a small wave knocked him off. He ended up doing a comical somersault in the water and came up sputtering, with his paddleboard floating a few feet away.

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2024-11-01 20:57

Can you share some funny holiday toilet stories?

Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.

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2024-11-18 17:18
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