What are the most interesting funny house sitting stories you've heard?
I heard about a person who house sat for a big mansion. The mansion had a pool. They decided to take a midnight swim. But they didn't realize there was an automatic pool cleaner that was on a timer. When it started up while they were in the pool, they thought it was some kind of monster. It took them a while to figure out what it was.
What are the most memorable funny baby sitting stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a babysitter who was trying to feed a baby. The baby made a mess with the food, smearing it all over his face and then tried to feed the babysitter with the same spoon. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny house moving stories you've heard?
A family I know had a parrot. During the move, the parrot started imitating the movers' swear words. Everyone was in stitches. The family didn't even know the parrot knew those words.
What are the most memorable funny house party stories you've heard?
I heard about a house party where they had a karaoke competition. A shy girl got up to sing and she was so nervous that she started singing in a really high - pitched voice that was completely off - key. But she was having so much fun that everyone joined in and sang along with her in the same crazy voice. It was really a fun and unforgettable moment.
What are the most memorable funny Waffle House stories you've heard?
There was a story about a Waffle House where a group of friends had a bet on who could eat the most waffles. One guy managed to eat 10, and he looked like he was about to burst. His friends were laughing so hard, and the waitress was both impressed and a bit worried. It was a hilarious sight.
What are the most memorable funny open house stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about an open house where the owner had set up a fish tank with a small bridge over it. A little kid at the open house thought it was a real bridge and tried to walk across it. He was stopped just in time, but the look on his face when he realized it was for the fish tank was hilarious.
What are the most interesting funny paranoid stories you've heard?
One really funny one is about a man who believed that his car radio was sending his thoughts to the government. So he would only listen to static. He was so paranoid that he even covered the radio with aluminum foil. After a while, he realized that he had just been watching too many conspiracy theory shows on TV.
What are the most interesting funny interrailing stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a guy interrailing in Scandinavia. He thought he booked a sleeper compartment but actually booked a storage area. He didn't realize until he tried to lie down and there were boxes everywhere. He ended up having to share a normal seat with a really friendly family for the whole night. They shared stories and he had a great time despite the initial mix - up.
What are the most interesting funny apartment stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a person who accidentally locked themselves out of their apartment while taking out the trash, and they were only wearing their pajamas. They had to call the landlord at 3 in the morning, looking quite silly.
What are the most interesting subway funny stories you've heard?
A lady once got on the subway with a huge hat. It was so big that it kept hitting people as she walked down the aisle. She was so oblivious to it and when someone finally told her, she just took it off and put it on her lap and started laughing. It was such a simple yet funny moment.
What are the most interesting funny ape stories you've heard?
A funny ape story I heard was about an orangutan. It managed to steal a camera from a wildlife photographer. Instead of being scared, it started taking pictures of itself and the surrounding jungle. The resulting photos were really strange and funny, with the orangutan's big nose and curious eyes filling the frame.