What are the most memorable funny open house stories you've heard?
A funny open house story I know is when the homeowner had a dog that was overly friendly. Every time a new group of people entered, the dog would run up and steal someone's shoe and run around with it. People were chasing the dog all over the place trying to get their shoes back. It was chaos but also very funny.
There was this open house where the previous owner was an artist. They had painted a huge, really abstract mural on one of the living room walls. One potential buyer took it so seriously and started trying to interpret it as if it was some deep, meaningful piece of art. The agent just watched in amusement as the buyer went on and on about what it could mean, when really it was just something the owner painted for fun.
Well, I heard about an open house where the owner had set up a fish tank with a small bridge over it. A little kid at the open house thought it was a real bridge and tried to walk across it. He was stopped just in time, but the look on his face when he realized it was for the fish tank was hilarious.
What are the most memorable funny house moving stories you've heard?
A family I know had a parrot. During the move, the parrot started imitating the movers' swear words. Everyone was in stitches. The family didn't even know the parrot knew those words.
What are the most memorable funny house party stories you've heard?
I heard about a house party where they had a karaoke competition. A shy girl got up to sing and she was so nervous that she started singing in a really high - pitched voice that was completely off - key. But she was having so much fun that everyone joined in and sang along with her in the same crazy voice. It was really a fun and unforgettable moment.
What are the most memorable funny Waffle House stories you've heard?
There was a story about a Waffle House where a group of friends had a bet on who could eat the most waffles. One guy managed to eat 10, and he looked like he was about to burst. His friends were laughing so hard, and the waitress was both impressed and a bit worried. It was a hilarious sight.
What are the most memorable funny work stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.
What are the most memorable funny rpg stories you've heard?
One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.
What are the most memorable funny walking stories you've heard?
A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.
What are the most memorable funny buffet stories you've heard?
There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.
What are the most memorable funny server stories you've heard?
I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny waitress stories you've heard?
I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.
What are the most memorable funny confession stories you've heard?
A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.