What are the most interesting funny scary stories you've heard?
There is a story of a witch who lost her broomstick. She had to walk everywhere, and she was so used to flying that she kept tripping over things. When she tried to cast spells on people to steal their bikes or scooters, she always got the spells wrong and ended up turning people's hats into frogs or their umbrellas into snakes. It was both scary for those she targeted and hilarious for onlookers.
A group of campers once told a story about a monster in the woods. This monster had two left feet and was always falling over trees. Every time it tried to sneak up on the campers, it would make so much noise from crashing into branches that the campers were more amused than scared. They even started leaving out cookies for it, thinking it was a big, clumsy oaf rather than a terrifying beast.
Have you heard any interesting scary morgue stories?
Yes, I heard one where a morgue worker saw a strange shadow near a body. He thought it was his imagination at first, but then it happened again.
What are the best scary and funny stories you've ever heard?
One great story is about a prank gone wrong. Some kids decided to pretend to be zombies and scare the neighbors. They put on makeup and everything. But when they jumped out, an old lady hit them with her umbrella thinking they were real zombies. It was hilarious yet a bit scary for the kids.
What are the most interesting scary trippy stories you've heard?
I heard a story where a woman was driving on a lonely road at night. Her radio started to play strange static sounds and then she saw a figure standing in the middle of the road. She slammed on the brakes, but when she looked again, the figure was gone. As she continued driving, she noticed that the same figure would keep appearing and disappearing in different parts of the road, making her feel really scared and disoriented.
What are some of the most interesting 'the scary stories' you've heard?
One of the scariest 'the scary stories' I've heard is about a haunted house. There were strange noises at night, like creaking floors and whispering voices. People who entered the house would feel a sudden chill. Another one was about a cursed object. Whoever possessed it would have a series of misfortunes.
What are the most interesting funny cosplay stories you've heard?
I heard of a cosplay couple. The guy was cosplaying a huge, hulking monster and the girl was a tiny fairy. They were walking around the con when the guy accidentally knocked over a display with his big costume. They both stood there looking so shocked and then started laughing. It was really a comical moment. There was also the time when a group of cosplayers were doing a skit based on their favorite movie. One of them was supposed to be a very elegant character but his costume's long train got stepped on by another cosplayer and he went tumbling forward in a very un - elegant way.
What are the most interesting funny submarine stories you've heard?
In a particular submarine, the captain had a pet parrot. One day, during a drill, the parrot started squawking 'Dive! Dive!' louder than the alarm. It really startled the crew at first but then they all found it extremely funny. The parrot became the unofficial mascot of the submarine after that.
What are the most interesting stoned funny stories you've heard?
I heard about a stoned man who thought his reflection in the mirror was a clone. He started arguing with it, asking why it was copying him. He even tried to give it different hairstyles by messing with his own hair. It was so funny because he was so serious about it.
What are the most interesting funny weird stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a family who moved into a new house. Every night, they would hear strange scratching noises coming from the attic. One day they went up there to investigate and found a family of raccoons had made a little home among the old boxes. They ended up having to call animal control to relocate the raccoons, but it was a really strange discovery.
What are the most interesting funny phobia stories you've heard?
A person with mysophobia (fear of germs) was at a party. They saw someone dip their finger in the dip and then put it back. They were so horrified that they ran to the bathroom to wash their hands multiple times. Their horrified look was quite a sight. Well, while their fear might be real, their reaction was overly dramatic in that party situation.
What are the most interesting funny whisky stories you've heard?
At a whisky festival, there was a man who thought he had found the most expensive whisky there. He was bragging to everyone about it. But when he finally tasted it, he made a face like he had bitten into a lemon. Turns out, he had misread the label and it was just a cheap, poorly made whisky. His embarrassment was quite funny.