Can you share a really funny fb story you've heard?
I remember a story where a man on Facebook set up a profile picture of himself as a superhero. But then he accidentally liked a post about how silly superhero movies are. His friends noticed and started joking that his superhero identity was now in jeopardy. They made memes about it and shared them all over his wall. It was really funny to see how he tried to play it cool and then ended up changing his profile picture to something more normal.
There was a Facebook event that was supposed to be a formal dinner. One person showed up in pajamas thinking it was a casual get - together. He posted a picture of himself at the event with the caption 'I think I misread the dress code'. People were sharing the picture and making jokes about how he was the most comfortable person there and how they wished they could have done the same. It became a really funny story on Facebook.
Can you share a really funny DND story you've heard?
Sure. There was this one time a druid in a group thought he could transform into a huge bear to intimidate a group of bandits. But he accidentally turned into a small, fluffy bunny instead. The bandits were so confused at first, and then they started laughing. The druid was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment.
Can you share a really funny drunk story you've heard?
Sure. There's a story about a drunk man who mistook a lamppost for his girlfriend. He hugged it tightly and started whispering sweet nothings to it. When his friends tried to pull him away, he got angry and said they were trying to break up his relationship. It was quite a sight.
Can you share a really funny sign post story you've heard?
Sure. There was this sign near a small pond that said 'No Swimming: Alligators Present'. But everyone knew there were no alligators in that pond at all. It was just a joke put up by the local kids, but it made for a really funny sign post story.
Can you share some of the best bullshit fb stories you've heard?
Sure. There was a story about a cat that could talk and was giving stock market advice. It was so absurd but got a lot of likes. I mean, come on, cats can't talk, let alone be financial gurus.
Share a funny inappropriate story you've heard.
At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.
What's a really funny story you've heard lately?
A really funny story I heard was about a magician who was performing at a kids' party. He was about to do a trick where he made a rabbit disappear. But as he opened the box to get the rabbit out, the rabbit just hopped away across the room. All the kids were chasing after it, and the magician was left standing there looking completely dumbfounded. It took him a while to regain control of the situation, and by then, everyone was in stitches.
Tell me a really funny job applicant story you've heard.
Well, an applicant for a teaching job once showed up with a puppet. He said he used it to teach difficult concepts to students. But during the interview, he got so into the puppet's character that he started arguing with himself. It was hilarious and made the interviewers laugh a lot.
Share a really funny rv story you've experienced.
My RV had a broken horn that made a really strange, high - pitched squeal. One day, we were in a traffic jam on a narrow road. Another driver was trying to cut in front of us rudely. So, I honked the horn as a warning. The look on his face when he heard that crazy noise was priceless. He quickly backed off, and we all had a great laugh about it.
What are some really funny hamster stories you've heard?
I heard about a hamster that somehow got into a box of cotton balls. It made itself a little cotton ball nest right in the middle of the box. When its owner found it, it peeked out from all the white fluff, looking like a little furry snowball. That was such a comical sight.
Are there any really funny funeral home stories you've heard?
In a particular funeral home, a bird flew in through an open window during a viewing. It perched on top of a casket and started chirping. The family members were both startled and amused. The funeral director tried to shoo it out gently, which took a while. It was an unexpected and comical event during a usually solemn time.