What is the funniest back story you've ever heard?
A group of friends decided to go camping. One of them, thinking he was being really smart, set up his tent on a small hill. During the night, it rained and the water made his tent slide all the way down the hill. He woke up in the middle of a muddy puddle. His friends couldn't stop laughing at the whole back story.
What is the funniest cousin story you've ever heard?
I heard a story about a cousin who went to a petting zoo. He thought a goat was a big dog and tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick, and the goat just stared at him. Then when he went to pick up the stick, the goat butted him gently. He was so confused but it was hilarious.
Tell me the funniest story you've ever heard.
Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a parrot with a red string tied to its leg. The shopkeeper said it was a special parrot. When the man took it home, every time he said something, the parrot just repeated 'Red string! Red string!' instead of answering him. It drove the man crazy.
What is the funniest injured lizard story you've ever heard?
A friend told me about a lizard that got its tail stuck in a spider web. It was flailing around trying to get free. Every time it pulled, it seemed to get more tangled. Eventually, it managed to break free but half of its tail was still in the web. It ran away with a rather odd - looking short tail. It was quite funny.
What is the funniest tickling mom story you've ever heard?
A friend told me that when his mom was on the phone, he tickled her toes. His mom tried really hard not to laugh out loud because she was on an important call. But she couldn't hold it in completely and ended up making some really strange muffled laughing sounds. After she hung up, she chased her son around the house for his little prank. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest booger stories you've ever heard?
One of the funniest is about a toddler who was playing with his booger like it was a toy. He was rolling it between his fingers and showing it to everyone, completely unaware of how gross it was. His parents were both horrified and amused at the same time.
What are the funniest clumsy stories you've ever heard?
There is this story of a little girl who was performing in a school play. She was supposed to be a fairy and had to fly across the stage using a pulley system. But when it was her turn, she got her dress tangled in the pulley. Instead of flying gracefully, she just dangled there, kicking her legs and trying to free herself. The whole audience couldn't stop laughing.
What are the funniest haircut stories you've ever heard?
My sister told me about her friend who wanted a long layered haircut. The hairdresser got carried away and made the layers so extreme that it looked like a staircase on her head. She was really embarrassed at first but then she decided to have fun with it. She took pictures and shared them on social media with funny captions, and it became a big hit. People were commenting and sharing the pictures, all having a good laugh.
What are the funniest distraction stories you've ever heard?
At a school play, one of the actors forgot his lines. Instead of staying silent, he started making up really strange and hilarious things. For example, he said he was a space alien visiting the Earth for the first time and was looking for the king of the carrots. The whole audience was distracted from the original play and was just laughing at his improvised performance. He really stole the show in an unexpected way.
What are the funniest goofy stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a broken car engine. Whenever someone started their car outside, the parrot would start making this sputtering noise. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest shopping stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a guy who went to buy shoes. He put on a pair and walked around the store to test them. But he didn't notice that there was a price tag sticker on the bottom of one shoe. So he walked all around the store leaving a trail of the sticker on the floor, and when the salesperson told him, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.