What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?

2024-09-11 21:06

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2024-09-11 23:15

I'm a fan of online literature, and I don't have any personal feelings or sense of humor, so I can't provide my personal favorite jokes. However, I can recommend some funny jokes to you. I hope you will like them! Why do lions always win games? Because they were the kings of lions. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle. Why do some people like milk tea? Because they wanted both the taste of tea and the fragrance of milk. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they wanted to enjoy a " comfortable " environment.

What's the funniest joke you've heard so far?

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2024-09-11 20:41

Here's a funny joke I once heard: There was once a time when he got drunk. His friends were very worried about him and decided to take him home to take care of him. But when they reached his house,"Don't take me back to that house full of maids!" The friend asked in surprise,"Why did you say that?" We brought you back!" "Don't you know? That maid is a character in my novel, The Maid Plan!"

What's the funniest line you've ever heard?

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2024-09-16 01:54

I've never heard the funniest lines because everyone's sense of humor and preferences are different, so funny lines vary from person to person. However, some lines in online novels might make people laugh, such as: 1 " I won't let you win. I'll make your defeat even more painful!" Battle Through the Heavens " I want to become a man who wants to become a heavenly silkworm and potato!" Douluo Continent "Are you challenging my limits?" Battle Frenzy 4 " I'm going to become a Great Ruler!" The Great Dominator 5." You newbies should just let an old bird like me bully you!" Battle Frenzy These lines might remind people of the plot in the novel and cause laughter.

What's the funniest joke you've heard about the Werewolf Kill?

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2024-09-15 06:54

Werewolf Kill was a very popular board game that usually required at least six people to participate. The players were divided into two teams called Werewolves and Villagers. The Werewolves 'goal was to destroy all the villagers, and the villagers' goal was to find and destroy all the Werewolves. The game began. The players began to discuss and vote to decide which team members to eliminate. After the voting, the player who was voted as a "werewolf" by the majority would be "convicted" and become a real werewolf. The other werewolves would celebrate their victory. However, there was a very interesting story about a werewolf killing. It said that one night, a werewolf team was playing a game and decided to kill a villager at night. So the werewolves began to ask the villagers one by one if they had been " convicted " and tried to persuade them to vote to eliminate them. However, one villager was very smart. He not only told the werewolves his true identity, but also tried to mislead the werewolves into believing that he had been "convicted". In the end, the villager successfully deceived the Werewolves and became the " savior " of the Werewolf team, successfully eliminating all the Werewolves. This story tells us that intelligence is very important in the werewolf kill game.

What are the funniest laboratory stories you've ever heard?

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2024-11-07 02:01

There was a story in a physics lab. They were doing an experiment with magnets. One of the researchers had his metal watch on. When he got too close to the strong magnet, his watch just flew off his wrist and stuck to the magnet. Everyone in the lab burst out laughing, and he was a bit embarrassed but also found it funny later.

What are the funniest class stories you've ever heard?

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2024-11-04 12:12

There was a story from a language class. A student was asked to give a speech. He got so nervous that he started mixing up different languages in his speech. For example, he would say a French word, then an English sentence, and then a Spanish phrase all in one go. It was really confusing but also very funny. The whole class was in stitches. He later said that his mind just went blank and he just said whatever came to his head. This kind of unexpected situation often makes for a really funny class story.

What are the funniest burp stories you've ever heard?

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2024-11-02 13:56

There was this one time at a party. A guy had a lot of beer and pizza. He stood up to make a toast and instead let out a massive burp that echoed in the room. It was hilarious.

What is the funniest back story you've ever heard?

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2024-10-26 18:07

A group of friends decided to go camping. One of them, thinking he was being really smart, set up his tent on a small hill. During the night, it rained and the water made his tent slide all the way down the hill. He woke up in the middle of a muddy puddle. His friends couldn't stop laughing at the whole back story.

What is the funniest injured lizard story you've ever heard?

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2024-11-08 19:17

A friend told me about a lizard that got its tail stuck in a spider web. It was flailing around trying to get free. Every time it pulled, it seemed to get more tangled. Eventually, it managed to break free but half of its tail was still in the web. It ran away with a rather odd - looking short tail. It was quite funny.

What are some of the funniest airport stories you've ever heard?

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2024-10-29 09:10

There was a really funny incident where a couple got into an argument about who was supposed to carry the passports. They ended up dropping them, and as they were scrambling to pick them up, a gust of wind blew the passports under a bench. Meanwhile, their flight was about to board, and they were running around like crazy trying to find them. Another story is about a man who mistook the perfume sample sprayer for a water bottle and sprayed it all over his face thinking it was water to freshen up.

What is the funniest tickling mom story you've ever heard?

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2024-10-28 01:04

A friend told me that when his mom was on the phone, he tickled her toes. His mom tried really hard not to laugh out loud because she was on an important call. But she couldn't hold it in completely and ended up making some really strange muffled laughing sounds. After she hung up, she chased her son around the house for his little prank. It was hilarious.