What's the funniest joke you've ever heard?
I'm a fan of online literature, and I don't have any personal feelings or sense of humor, so I can't provide my personal favorite jokes. However, I can recommend some funny jokes to you. I hope you will like them! Why do lions always win games? Because they were the kings of lions. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do some people like to draw circles on the beach? Because they wanted to have a piece of the sky in the "sea" circle. Why do some people like milk tea? Because they wanted both the taste of tea and the fragrance of milk. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they wanted to enjoy a " comfortable " environment.
What's the funniest joke you've heard so far?
Here's a funny joke I once heard: There was once a time when he got drunk. His friends were very worried about him and decided to take him home to take care of him. But when they reached his house,"Don't take me back to that house full of maids!" The friend asked in surprise,"Why did you say that?" We brought you back!" "Don't you know? That maid is a character in my novel, The Maid Plan!"
What is the best joke you've ever heard?
I once heard a long joke. There was a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. When asked why, he said 'Arrr, it's driving me nuts!' This joke combines a funny image with a pun, which is really interesting.
What's the funniest line you've ever heard?
I've never heard the funniest lines because everyone's sense of humor and preferences are different, so funny lines vary from person to person. However, some lines in online novels might make people laugh, such as: 1 " I won't let you win. I'll make your defeat even more painful!" Battle Through the Heavens " I want to become a man who wants to become a heavenly silkworm and potato!" Douluo Continent "Are you challenging my limits?" Battle Frenzy 4 " I'm going to become a Great Ruler!" The Great Dominator 5." You newbies should just let an old bird like me bully you!" Battle Frenzy These lines might remind people of the plot in the novel and cause laughter.
What's the funniest joke you've heard about the Werewolf Kill?
Werewolf Kill was a very popular board game that usually required at least six people to participate. The players were divided into two teams called Werewolves and Villagers. The Werewolves 'goal was to destroy all the villagers, and the villagers' goal was to find and destroy all the Werewolves. The game began. The players began to discuss and vote to decide which team members to eliminate. After the voting, the player who was voted as a "werewolf" by the majority would be "convicted" and become a real werewolf. The other werewolves would celebrate their victory. However, there was a very interesting story about a werewolf killing. It said that one night, a werewolf team was playing a game and decided to kill a villager at night. So the werewolves began to ask the villagers one by one if they had been " convicted " and tried to persuade them to vote to eliminate them. However, one villager was very smart. He not only told the werewolves his true identity, but also tried to mislead the werewolves into believing that he had been "convicted". In the end, the villager successfully deceived the Werewolves and became the " savior " of the Werewolf team, successfully eliminating all the Werewolves. This story tells us that intelligence is very important in the werewolf kill game.
What are the funniest booger stories you've ever heard?
One of the funniest is about a toddler who was playing with his booger like it was a toy. He was rolling it between his fingers and showing it to everyone, completely unaware of how gross it was. His parents were both horrified and amused at the same time.
What are the funniest clumsy stories you've ever heard?
There is this story of a little girl who was performing in a school play. She was supposed to be a fairy and had to fly across the stage using a pulley system. But when it was her turn, she got her dress tangled in the pulley. Instead of flying gracefully, she just dangled there, kicking her legs and trying to free herself. The whole audience couldn't stop laughing.
What are the funniest haircut stories you've ever heard?
My sister told me about her friend who wanted a long layered haircut. The hairdresser got carried away and made the layers so extreme that it looked like a staircase on her head. She was really embarrassed at first but then she decided to have fun with it. She took pictures and shared them on social media with funny captions, and it became a big hit. People were commenting and sharing the pictures, all having a good laugh.
What are the funniest distraction stories you've ever heard?
At a school play, one of the actors forgot his lines. Instead of staying silent, he started making up really strange and hilarious things. For example, he said he was a space alien visiting the Earth for the first time and was looking for the king of the carrots. The whole audience was distracted from the original play and was just laughing at his improvised performance. He really stole the show in an unexpected way.
What is the funniest cousin story you've ever heard?
I heard a story about a cousin who went to a petting zoo. He thought a goat was a big dog and tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick, and the goat just stared at him. Then when he went to pick up the stick, the goat butted him gently. He was so confused but it was hilarious.
What are the funniest goofy stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a broken car engine. Whenever someone started their car outside, the parrot would start making this sputtering noise. It was hilarious.