What is the funniest injured lizard story you've ever heard?
There was a story about a lizard in a zoo. It was trying to show off and jump from one rock to another. But it miscalculated and landed right on a small cactus. Its little feet got pricked by the cactus spines. It hopped around on three legs, trying to get the spines out. The zookeepers had a hard time catching it to help. It was really a funny and somewhat chaotic situation that made everyone who saw it laugh.
A friend told me about a lizard that got its tail stuck in a spider web. It was flailing around trying to get free. Every time it pulled, it seemed to get more tangled. Eventually, it managed to break free but half of its tail was still in the web. It ran away with a rather odd - looking short tail. It was quite funny.
What is the funniest cousin story you've ever heard?
I heard a story about a cousin who went to a petting zoo. He thought a goat was a big dog and tried to play fetch with it. He threw a stick, and the goat just stared at him. Then when he went to pick up the stick, the goat butted him gently. He was so confused but it was hilarious.
What is the funniest back story you've ever heard?
A group of friends decided to go camping. One of them, thinking he was being really smart, set up his tent on a small hill. During the night, it rained and the water made his tent slide all the way down the hill. He woke up in the middle of a muddy puddle. His friends couldn't stop laughing at the whole back story.
Tell me the funniest story you've ever heard.
Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a parrot with a red string tied to its leg. The shopkeeper said it was a special parrot. When the man took it home, every time he said something, the parrot just repeated 'Red string! Red string!' instead of answering him. It drove the man crazy.
What is the funniest tickling mom story you've ever heard?
A friend told me that when his mom was on the phone, he tickled her toes. His mom tried really hard not to laugh out loud because she was on an important call. But she couldn't hold it in completely and ended up making some really strange muffled laughing sounds. After she hung up, she chased her son around the house for his little prank. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest haircut stories you've ever heard?
My sister told me about her friend who wanted a long layered haircut. The hairdresser got carried away and made the layers so extreme that it looked like a staircase on her head. She was really embarrassed at first but then she decided to have fun with it. She took pictures and shared them on social media with funny captions, and it became a big hit. People were commenting and sharing the pictures, all having a good laugh.
What are the funniest distraction stories you've ever heard?
At a school play, one of the actors forgot his lines. Instead of staying silent, he started making up really strange and hilarious things. For example, he said he was a space alien visiting the Earth for the first time and was looking for the king of the carrots. The whole audience was distracted from the original play and was just laughing at his improvised performance. He really stole the show in an unexpected way.
What are the funniest goofy stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a parrot that learned to mimic the sound of a broken car engine. Whenever someone started their car outside, the parrot would start making this sputtering noise. It was hilarious.
What are the funniest shopping stories you've ever heard?
I heard about a guy who went to buy shoes. He put on a pair and walked around the store to test them. But he didn't notice that there was a price tag sticker on the bottom of one shoe. So he walked all around the store leaving a trail of the sticker on the floor, and when the salesperson told him, he was so embarrassed and we all had a good laugh.
What are the funniest failure stories you've ever heard?
A student once had to give a presentation in front of the class. He prepared a PowerPoint presentation but accidentally saved it in a wrong format. When he tried to open it during the presentation, it wouldn't work. So he had to improvise and ended up just talking really fast and jumbling up all his points, which was both hilarious and a failure.
What are the funniest bromance stories you've ever heard?
I heard about two friends, Matt and Nick. They were in a marathon together. Matt was so tired halfway through that he started walking backwards. Nick, instead of leaving him, walked backwards with him for a while, chatting and making jokes. Then Nick motivated Matt to start running again. Their bromance was on full display during that race as they supported each other in such a unique way.