Another one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. Logically, we expect a person to enter a grocery store, but the use of 'turned into' creates a humorous and illogical situation. It's a short and funny little story that plays with language and logic.
Sure. Here's one. A man goes to a pet store and asks for a parrot that can sing. The store owner shows him three parrots. One is $1000 because it can sing many songs. Another is $500 as it can sing a few. The cheapest one is $50. The man is curious about the cheap one. The owner says, 'I'm not sure if it can sing. I've never heard it.' The man buys it and takes it home. To his surprise, the parrot starts singing beautifully. He goes back to the store and asks the owner why it was so cheap. The owner says, 'That parrot used to live next to a noisy construction site, so I thought it couldn't sing!'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There is a story of two merchants in India. One was very honest and the other was a bit sly. They both had to cross a river with their goods. The ferryman charged based on the weight. The sly merchant tried to hide some of his goods to pay less. But the honest merchant calculated the right amount based on logic. He knew that if everyone cheated, the ferryman would not be able to sustain his business and it would be bad for all in the long run. Eventually, the sly merchant's goods got wet as he tried to hide them and he learned his lesson about honesty and logic.
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'