Can you share some short but funny stories?
A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor says, 'How long have you felt this way?' The man says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!' This short story is funny because of the unexpected response of the man to the doctor's question, playing on the idea of thinking he is a dog in a humorous way.
There was a bear who went to a bar. He said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I don't know. I was born with them.'
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny short short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny short stories?
There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.
Can you share some short but funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny and short stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. A guy goes to the doctor. Says, 'Doc, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Can you share some short and funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And this one: I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
Can you share some short funny stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.