Can you share some funny short funny stories?

Answer 1

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Answer 2

Here's a story. There was a man who always forgets where he put his keys. One day, he found them in the fridge. He said he must have been really hungry when he got home last night and thought the keys were a snack. Another funny short story is about a cat who tried to catch its own tail and ended up spinning around in circles for minutes.

Answer 3

A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy asked, 'Dad, are bugs nice to eat?' His dad said, 'We don't talk about this now.' Finally, the boy said, 'But dad, if you were lost in the woods and there were only bugs to eat, would you eat them?' Dad answered, 'Of course, if there's no other choice.' Then the boy said, 'Well, now we are lost in the woods...' This is a really funny short story.