Tell Me Some More Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
There was once a chicken who was very adventurous. It decided to explore the forest near the farm. As it was walking, it saw a squirrel. The chicken said, 'What are you doing up in that tree?' The squirrel replied, 'Avoiding predators, what are you doing on the ground?' The chicken said, 'I'm looking for bugs to eat.' And then they both went on their ways. It's a short and simple story that shows the different lives of a chicken and a squirrel in a humorous way.
Joke: Why don't chickens like people? Because they beat eggs (beats)! It's a funny way of using homophones to create a joke.
Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.
Tell Me Some More Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.
Tell me some more clean jokes that are actually funny stories.
A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.
Tell me some more funny clean slandering jokes or stories.
Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.
Tell me more Telugu Funny Jokes Stories for entertainment.
A Telugu joke goes like this. A man was at a restaurant. He ordered a very expensive dish. When the waiter brought it, the man tasted it and made a face. He said, 'This tastes like my wife's cooking!' The waiter was worried and said, 'Sir, is it that bad?' The man said, 'No, it's just that I can't afford it at home either!'
Tell me more about funny sermon jokes stories.
Well, here's one. A minister was preaching on kindness. He said, 'We should be kind to everyone, even the mosquitoes. Because they might be angels in disguise.' People chuckled at that. It's a simple yet humorous way to get the point across.
Tell More Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
Tell me more Funny Christian Jokes Short Stories please.
A young girl was praying and said, 'Dear God, if You can't make me a better girl, don't worry about it. I'm having a great time like this!' It's a humorous take on a child's prayer. She's so honest and carefree in her communication with God.
Tell me some funny Frankenstein jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. Why was Frankenstein's monster so good at gardening? Because he had a green thumb... well, a greenish-gray thumb anyway!
Tell me some Bisaya funny jokes stories.
Here is one. A Bisaya man went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator. When he got in, he said, 'This small room must be very angry all the time going up and down like this!'