A Telugu joke goes like this. A man was at a restaurant. He ordered a very expensive dish. When the waiter brought it, the man tasted it and made a face. He said, 'This tastes like my wife's cooking!' The waiter was worried and said, 'Sir, is it that bad?' The man said, 'No, it's just that I can't afford it at home either!'
Here is a Telugu joke. A man goes to a fruit seller and asks, 'How much for one mango?' The seller says, '10 rupees.' The man says, 'I will take 10 for 50 rupees.' The seller is shocked and says, 'Are you mad? I can't do that.' The man replies, 'Well, you should learn from my tailor. He stitches one suit for me and gives me two shirts for free!'
A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.
Well, here's one. A minister was preaching on kindness. He said, 'We should be kind to everyone, even the mosquitoes. Because they might be angels in disguise.' People chuckled at that. It's a simple yet humorous way to get the point across.
Joke: Why don't chickens like people? Because they beat eggs (beats)! It's a funny way of using homophones to create a joke.
A hunter was aiming at a deer. But just as he was about to shoot, a rabbit jumped in front of the deer. The hunter thought for a second and then said, 'Oh well, I'll just have hare for dinner instead.'
A young girl was praying and said, 'Dear God, if You can't make me a better girl, don't worry about it. I'm having a great time like this!' It's a humorous take on a child's prayer. She's so honest and carefree in her communication with God.
A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.
Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.
A little boy in a Hindi class was asked to spell 'pani' (water). He said, 'P - A - N - I. Aur yeh bhi toh pani nahi hai, yeh toh spelling hai!' (P - A - N - I. And this is not water either, this is just the spelling!).
Sure. A senior was at the doctor's. The doctor said, 'You need to exercise more.' The old man replied, 'If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor!' It's a funny take on an old person's reluctance to exercise.