Share some funny jokes and inspirational stories.
A funny joke for you. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Regarding an inspirational story, Helen Keller is a great example. Despite being blind and deaf, she overcame countless difficulties with the help of her teacher. She learned to read, write and speak, and became an inspiration for people all over the world.
Can you share some funny jokes and inspirational stories?
A funny joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down! Regarding an inspirational story, J.K. Rowling was a single mother on welfare when she started writing the Harry Potter series. She faced numerous rejections but didn't give up. Her perseverance led to one of the most successful book series in history, which also inspired a whole generation of readers and movie - goers.
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Share some catholic jokes and funny stories.
Here's a Catholic joke. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this? Some kind of joke?' Another one: A Catholic mother is teaching her son about the Trinity. She says, 'Well, son, it's like an egg. There's the shell, the white, and the yolk, but it's all one egg.' And the son replies, 'Mom, so when we have breakfast, are we having Trinity for breakfast?'
Share some funny Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.
Share some baseball jokes and funny stories.
A funny baseball story is about a rookie player. He was so nervous during his first game that when the ball was hit towards him, instead of catching it, he saluted it! The whole stadium burst into laughter. It became a memorable moment in that season.
Share some funny christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.
Share some funny jokes and short stories.
Joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Short story: A little boy was at the zoo with his mom. He saw a penguin and asked, 'Mom, what's that?' She replied, 'That's a penguin, son.' The boy said, 'It looks like it's wearing a tuxedo.'
Share some funny senior jokes and stories.
There's a story about an elderly couple. The wife was always misplacing her glasses. One day, the husband found them on her head and said, 'Dear, your glasses have been on a long journey today - all the way to the top of your head!' It's a funny little moment that shows the charm of senior forgetfulness.
Share some nascar jokes and funny stories.
Here's a nascar joke. Why don't nascar drivers use the side mirror? Because they like to keep their rivals in the rear view!
Share some funny golf jokes and stories
Here's a joke. A golfer is in a rough patch on the course. His ball is right next to a big ant hill. He goes to hit the ball and completely misses. His friend says, 'You missed!' He replies, 'No, I was just practicing my putt on the new green.'