Share Some Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Here's another joke. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient chicks? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! These jokes are great for sharing during the Thanksgiving celebration.
Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.
More Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Funny story time. One Thanksgiving, we decided to try a new recipe for stuffing. We followed all the steps, but when we tasted it, it was way too salty. Turns out, instead of one teaspoon of salt, we accidentally added one tablespoon. Everyone still ate it with a smile, and we ended up joking about our 'extra salty stuffing' all night. It became a running joke in our family for future Thanksgivings.
Share some funny jokes and stories.
Here is a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one, a guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor asks, 'How long have you felt this way?' The guy says, 'Ever since I was a puppy!'
Share some funny Thanksgiving family stories.
At our Thanksgiving, we always have a family football game. One time, my uncle, who is a bit overweight, tried to make a touchdown. He ran so hard that his pants started to slip down. He didn't notice at first and kept running, with the whole family cheering and laughing. It was hilarious and has become a classic family Thanksgiving story.
Share some funny Thanksgiving mishap stories.
One year, my aunt was trying to cook the turkey. She stuffed it with all kinds of delicious things, but she forgot to take out the plastic bag of giblets inside. When we cut into the turkey at dinner, there it was! We all had a good laugh about it.
Share some Thanksgiving Day funny stories.
One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They filled the fryer with oil, but they didn't defrost the turkey completely. When they lowered the frozen - ish turkey into the hot oil, it caused a huge splash and the oil overflowed all over the patio. Luckily no one was hurt, and they ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving that year.
Share some funny Thanksgiving short stories.
Here is one. A family was preparing the Thanksgiving turkey. They put it in the oven and after a while, they heard strange noises. When they opened the oven, the family dog had somehow sneaked in and was sitting next to the turkey, looking very content. It thought it had found the warmest and coziest place in the house.
Share some thanksgiving funny short stories.
At a Thanksgiving gathering, there was a friendly competition to see who could make the best pumpkin pie. One person accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the filling. When everyone took a bite, their faces were priceless. But then they all had a good laugh and shared other desserts instead. Thanksgiving is not just about the food but also the funny moments with family and friends.
Share some funny but true Thanksgiving stories.
One funny Thanksgiving story is about a family who decided to deep - fry their turkey for the first time. They set up the fryer outside, but they didn't defrost the turkey completely. When they put the still - partly - frozen turkey in the hot oil, it caused an enormous splash and a small fire. Fortunately, they managed to put it out quickly and ended up ordering pizza for Thanksgiving instead.