Can you tell me some really funny drunk night out stories that happened to you or your friends?
I've got a good one. My friends and I went out drinking. One of my buddies got really drunk and decided to take off his shirt and run around the block. He thought he was in a marathon. Meanwhile, at the bar, another friend was so drunk that he was trying to teach the bartender some made - up language. And then, when we were leaving, a drunk girl in our group tried to get into a stranger's car, thinking it was our Uber. It took us a while to convince her otherwise.
Sure. One of my friends got drunk and thought he was a superhero. He tried to climb a lamppost to'save the world'. Another time, we were at a bar and a drunk guy challenged my friend to a dance - off. My friend was just as drunk and they both ended up falling over each other. It was so funny. One more story is that a drunk friend of mine tried to order food from a mailbox, thinking it was a drive - thru.
Can you tell me some really funny New Year's Eve stories that happened to you or your friends?
I remember one New Year's Eve when my friend tried to set off fireworks but was so scared that he ran away as soon as he lit the fuse. The firework ended up shooting in a completely different direction than expected and scared a group of birds. We all couldn't stop laughing at his panicked face.
Share some funny drunk night out stories.
Well, one time my friends and I were drunk and decided to have a race in the park. We were running like crazy, tripping over benches and scaring the ducks. It was hilarious. Another time, a drunk friend tried to do a magic trick but ended up dropping all the cards on the floor and then slipping on them. And once, we were at a bar and a drunk guy started singing opera out of nowhere, and we all joined in, making up the words as we went along.
Tell me a really funny mom story that happened to you.
Well, my mom was gardening once. She was wearing her big floppy hat. A gust of wind blew it right into a big muddy puddle. She ran after it, slipped, and ended up sitting right in the puddle. She was covered in mud but she just started laughing at herself.
Tell me a really funny drunk story.
Once, my friend got really drunk at a party. He thought he was a superhero. He tried to 'fly' off the balcony. Luckily, we caught him just in time. He was so confused when we told him what he was about to do. It was hilarious.
Tell me a really funny mother story that happened in your family.
There was this one time when my mom tried to fix a leaky faucet. She got all the tools ready, but instead of tightening the right part, she loosened it and water sprayed everywhere. She was completely soaked, and we all burst out laughing. She just shrugged and said 'I was just testing how waterproof I am'.
Can you tell me some really funny hiccups stories?
Yes. I knew a guy who had hiccups during a job interview. Every time he hiccuped, the interviewer would raise an eyebrow. He tried to play it cool but it was obvious he was embarrassed. In the end, he still got the job because the interviewer thought his hiccups made him seem more human and relatable.
Tell me some blacking out drunk stories.
I heard about a guy who blacked out drunk after a pub crawl. He apparently got on stage at a karaoke bar and started singing really loudly, but he doesn't remember any of it. His friends had to fill him in later. They said it was hilarious.
Can you tell me a really funny brain fart story that happened at school?
Sure. In class, the teacher asked me to read a paragraph out loud. I was so nervous that I read the words completely wrong. I mixed up the order of the words and made it sound like a whole new language. The whole class couldn't stop laughing.
Are there any really out - of - the - box funny drunk driving stories?
Sure. There was this woman who was drunk driving and mistook her windshield wipers for turn signals. So every time she wanted to turn, she just turned on the wipers. It made for a very strange sight for other drivers on the road.
Can you share some funny night out stories?
Well, I once went out for a night of bowling with some pals. There was a lane where a group of kids were having a birthday party. One of the kids tried to throw the ball so hard that it ended up in the next lane. Then he chased after it, slipping and sliding all the way. It was really funny to watch and made our night even more enjoyable.