Do you have any funny sleep talking stories to share?
Well, my brother used to sleep talk a lot. One time he was reciting a poem he learned in school but with all the words jumbled up. It made the whole family laugh when we heard him in the middle of the night.
I heard a story where a person was sleep talking about being a superhero. They were making all these funny sound effects for their superpowers and trying to save an imaginary city. It was really a very funny sleep talking story.
Funny sleep walking talking stories. Have you ever heard any?
Yes, I've heard a story about a sleepwalker who thought he was a famous singer. He walked into the living room in the middle of the night and started singing at the top of his lungs. His family was so startled but couldn't help laughing later.
Can you share some funny sleep walking talking stories?
Sure. One story is about a kid who sleepwalked into his parents' room and started giving a lecture about dinosaurs as if he was a paleontologist. He was using big words and making gestures. His parents were trying hard not to laugh and wake him up.
Funny stories about sleepwalking and talking in sleep.
A funny sleepwalking - talking incident involved a man who believed he was a superhero during his sleepwalking episodes. He would run around the house, jump on furniture while talking about saving the world from 'evil pillows'. He'd shout things like 'I'll stop you, naughty pillow!' It was quite a sight. Another example is a girl who sleepwalked to the bathroom and started having a conversation with the mirror, thinking it was her long - lost sister. She was sharing all kinds of secrets with it.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.
Do you have any funny bidet stories to share?
I remember staying at a hotel with a bidet. I had no idea how to use it properly at first. I sat on it the wrong way and got a bit of a surprise when it started spraying. After some fiddling around, I finally figured it out and now I find it quite a useful and funny memory.