Well, here is a joke story. Little Johnny asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' Dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' After dinner, Dad asked, 'Now, son, what did you want to ask me?' Johnny said, 'Oh, nothing much. There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone.'
Sure! Here's one. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! It's a simple play on words that kids find really funny.
Okay. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. This simple play on words is easy for kids to get and can make them giggle.
There was a little bunny named Bun. Bun was always very curious. One day, he saw a shiny object in the forest near the campfire area. He thought it was a magic star that had fallen from the sky. He tried to pick it up, but it was stuck to the ground. Bun tugged and tugged. Finally, he realized it was just a piece of broken mirror. But instead of being disappointed, he used it to make funny faces at his friends, and they all had a great time laughing at his silly expressions.
You can find them in children's joke books. There are many available at local bookstores or libraries. These books are filled with all kinds of kid - friendly jokes that are both funny and clean.
Well, there's this joke. A race car driver drove his car into a lake. The car sank quickly but the driver got out okay. How? Because he was in a speedboat race. It's a bit silly but family friendly for sure.
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'
Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.