Can you share some long funny joke stories?
Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. And this one. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and... cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'
Here are some longish funny joke stories. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, 'Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate replies, 'Arrr, it's driving me nuts!' Another story is that a man is at a job interview. The interviewer asks, 'What's your biggest weakness?' The man says, 'I'm too honest.' The interviewer says, 'I don't think that's a weakness.' The man replies, 'I don't care what you think.' And one more. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. 'But why?', they asked, as they moved off. 'Because', he said, 'I can't stand chess - nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
Can you share some funny long joke stories?
There was a man who was obsessed with collecting clocks. He had hundreds of them in his house. One day he got a call from his neighbor saying, 'Your clocks are really noisy. I can't sleep!' The man replied, 'That's strange. They all should be quiet. They're just for show. I have a wristwatch that I use to tell the time.' This shows how his obsession led to this comical misunderstanding.
Can you share some long joke stories?
Once there was a guy who tried to sell his vacuum cleaner. He said, 'This vacuum cleaner is so powerful it almost sucked up my cat!' His friend replied, 'Well, that's not so great. I have a broom that doesn't try to eat my pets.' It's funny because it shows the unexpected danger of the vacuum cleaner and the simple solution of just using a broom instead.
Can you share some joke funny stories?
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Can you share some funny joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny joke stories?
Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'
Can you share some Hindi long joke stories?
Sure. There was a man in a village in India. He was very proud of his buffalo. One day, he went to the market and said to everyone, 'My buffalo is the smartest. It can count!'. People were skeptical. So he took the buffalo to a field with a big pile of hay. He said to the buffalo, 'Buffalo, if I give you two stacks of hay and then add three more, how many will you have?' The buffalo just stared at him blankly. The man said, 'See, it's five!'. Everyone in the market burst into laughter.
Can you share some long anti - joke stories?
Sure. Here is one. There was a man who was always overly serious and hated jokes. One day, his friends decided to play a practical joke on him by pretending there was a big lottery win in their town and that he was one of the potential winners. They made up fake news articles and everything. But instead of getting excited or falling for it like they expected, he got really angry. He said that they were wasting his time with such false hopes and that it was irresponsible of them. He then went on a long rant about how people should focus on real things in life rather than creating false excitement with jokes. This made his friends feel really bad and they learned not to play such 'jokes' on him again.
Can you share some funny rude joke stories?
Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.
Can you share some funny short joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Can you share some funny blonde joke stories?
A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'